“Leprechaun” or “LA Gear Shoes vs The Leprechaun”- My fuckin review

Ok last night I watched the movie “Leprechaun“, I have never seen it until last night (Yeah I know, I have no idea how I missed this over the years). Willow is in this movie as the Leprechaun, and Rachel from that shitty TV show “Friends” is in it wearing LA GEAR shoes with pink socks. This is Rachel’s best role in my opinion, everything else she has been in is a piece of ASS SHIT. Sorry Rachel your films sucked and “Friends” sucked too, I wouldn’t want to be friends with her or those other assholes, they weren’t my fuckin friends. My friends were Black, Asian, and Puerto Rican. Not a bunch of jive ass honkeys that needed their asses whipped in a Krogers (yeah, I said it Krogers.. Plural bitch) parking lot. Ok I love horror movies, but this shit was a comedy. Willow the Leprechaun had a shoe fetish and they would throw shoes at him to get away. He would get turned on by the shoes and rub them really fast to get off. Also at one point he grabs the hunky dudes pee pee (dick). I mean this shit should have been a porno. I also feel like if a Leprechaun comes at me I will bash his face in, not shoot him once and chill while he reboots. I will literally liquify his face with a fucking shotgun, while screaming “where da gold stay bitch”. If you like Rachel and LA GEAR this movie is for you.

The Trailer:

THE FACTS:

A. This movie really should have been called “LA GEAR SHOES vs The Leprechaun”. Every 5 minutes they would cut to her shoes.

B. Leprechaun’s are into kinky shit.

C. Rachel couldn’t act on “Friends” and her ass can’t act in movies. Here are some pics of her acting like shit.

D. If I ever meet Brad Pitt I will say this to him as I walk away “You nasty for doing her”.

E. I love the color green.

F. I would date someone that is retarded (mentally challenged). Not this turd though.

G. Four leaf clovers kill Leprechauns?

H. I didn’t mind the clothes in the 90′s. There were a lot of weird ass shorts.

I. Here is the Leprechaun grabbing that hunky dudes junk.

J. I would rather had seen Jennifer Aniston star in a remake of this.

K. I wish I was in this video so fuckin bad I could fuckin scream.

4 responses to ““Leprechaun” or “LA Gear Shoes vs The Leprechaun”- My fuckin review

  1. I think I’m the only female in America who never liked that shit-ass show Friends. I love green, too. You’re probably so sick of my comments by now.

  2. You forgot to mention that the main kid is named Harry Potter, and the actor is the same actor from “Neverending Story”.

    And I liked “Friends”. But I was 12 when it premiered, so that’s my excuse.

    LA Gear probably had an sponsorship deal. Those shoes are damn ugly.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s