“Porky’s 2″ or “The KKK Showed Their Peckers” my fuckin review

I don’t know how I ended up watching “Porky’s II: The Next Day“, but I did. The story is supposed to be the next day after the hijinks of “Porky’s 1″. This time the Porkys gang wants to put on a Shakespeare play, but local racist preacher aint having it. He thinks Shakespeare is porn. The racist preacher enlists the help of Coach Balbricker, who I think is a lesbian and she is mean as hell and grabbed someone’s pecker in the first movie through a glory hole/peep-hole. The main character is named Pee Wee because he has a small pee shooter, you can tell because he wakes up with a boner and it is small.  Meanwhile a Native American joins the cast of the Shakespeare play and the racist preacher hates Native Americans so he gets the KKK to show up, because they hate everyone and everything (just like hipsters). The porkys gang talks about sex a lot but never really have any in this film. The weird part is when they make the KKK members get naked and shave their heads, then make them go to a rally nude. So yes all these old dudes are running around naked with theirs dong dongs (why the fuck are the called “Ding Dongs”?) flopping around. That shit was weird and creepy. In the end the play goes on and the gang still hates Coach Balbricker, I think she is just lonely. I did not like this movie, I liked the first one, but this one was a forced sequel and the nude old men made me sick. Also the porkys gang is supposed to be in high school, but they are like 50. If you like weird pervy movies, where 30-year-old teens talk about sex but never do it, and if you like Native Americans and the KKK. This film is for you. This bitch was not for me.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Are the KKK still around? Their outfits are lame, and it’s hard to pull off the color white in fashion. When I was little I wanted to be a “Black Panther”.

Hello they were bad ass. I used to know a dude who was in he black panthers and he said they would have liked me. I was so proud.

B. I saw Pee Wee’s penis, it was weird-looking.

C. Poor Balbricker, she is trying to get some.

D. I hate how white people think America is theirs. You stole that shit bitch. The Native Americans were happy and you raped them. If you want to know the real story of Native Americans then surely Disney captured it with this song.

E. These teens are supposed to be in high school even though they are 30.

F. I guess I am glad there was boobs and penis in this movie, it was trying to be honest, but it all looked nasty though.  If you are going to show boobs and wee wee’s pick pretty ones for Christs sakes.

G. Here is Coach Balbricker grabbing on a dick coming out a glory hole in the girls bathroom. This was in part 1, which was better.

H. Neither Porky was in this movie.

I. There was a zombie in this movie. Weird.

J. The gang goes to school in Angel Beach, I think it was the 50′s.

K. The boys try to stick a snake up Coach Balbricker’s ass. That was weird too.

L. I wish the cast of “High School Musical” were in this movie, dealing with boners and the Klan.

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