“MIRRORS” or “Your Reflection Sucks” My fucking movie review

yeah I am slow on this one, but I realized why. This movie is literally about mirrors, that is all they talk about and that is all we fucking see. Kiefer is in every possible object that can reflect his face. It’s like yeah we get it there is a lot of reflective surfaces in the world. Shut the fuck up! Then at one point he goes to his families house and starts painting all the reflective surfaces, IN THE WHOLE HOUSE. Just move those assholes to a Holiday Inn to protect them WTF. They even paint a picture frame, I mean seriously, you could have put the picture frame in a closet. Now you your frame is ruined if you survive, and all your shit has paint on it. Kiefer yells a lot in it too, like in the show “24”. At one point they even say “Mirrors are guilty” HAHA FUCK YOU. Then at the end a MIRROR DEMON shows up to rape Kiefer Sutherland…

The Trailer:


The Facts:
A. I would rather watch “24” (even though it is boring this season)

B. Fuck a mirror.

C. Mirrors aren’t guilty, you mom is, for hanging up so many.

D. Skip this douche-Ka-Bob.

E. The poster is stupid toooooooooo.

F. Nobody once said “Mirror Mirror on the fuckin wall”.

G. The only person who should be scared of a mirror is ROSIE O”DONNEL.

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