“While She Was Out”- aka “Bitch Gotta Tool Box” -My fuckin review

I rented “While She Was out” and watched it while I was in. Yeah I know what you are saying “I have never heard of this fuckin movie?”, well it came out in March of 2009. I had never heard of it either (thanks to Brian Paul for the tip to watch). OK this movie is weird as hell, it stars Vicki Vale from “Batman” and the dude from “Nightbreed” and kid from “Witness”. So Vicki Vale is married to Nightbreed and he is a fucking asshole wife beater, and pushes here around when he gets home. In his defense there were toys laying all over the god damn place, like literally, and he got pissed. Their kids were like 10 or 12 or some shit, and needed to clean up that mess. Yeah kids because you didn’t pick up your toys daddy beat mommy. YEAH I know that is not why, people getting their ass whipped ain’t funny. Ok so then she is all fuck you Nightbreed I need to go to the mall and get some more wrapping paper, it’s a xmas film. Then she tries to use her cell phone in the car, but the battery is low. I call this the “CELL PHONE DISCLAIMER”, which started in the late 90’s and early 2000’s. It basically means that in a horror/thriller film they need to tell you ahead of time why the victims cell phone can’t save them. You know dead battery or no service or broken. Ok then Vicki Vale gets to the mall and gets pissed because it’s xmas eve and there isn’t any parking. Bitch it’s xmas eve, how you goin trip when there ain’t no parking. Shut the fuck up. So the kid from Witness has taken up 2 spaces, so she writes a note and says “Fuck you witness you took up 2 spaces bitch”. Which later pisses him and his multi-cultural crew off, yes the crew is made up of one honkey, one Hispanic, one Asian, and one African American. So think of it this way you pissed off the pop group COLOR ME BAD. Then the chase is on, Color Me Bad is chasing Vicki Vale the rest of the film. She does fight back with a tool box that she runs around with from the trunk of her car. It has has wrenches and shit in it she fights with. It should have been called “Bitch Gotta Tool Box” Really this movie is weird and the acting is really forced and over the top. There is some cool violent scenes, and then there was this make out scene that was hot as fuck. I was like is this happening. So if you like Vicki Vale holding a toolbox or getting beat on then this movie is for you.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Divorce  your Nightbreed husband bitch.

B. Kids need to clean up their messes, or mommy’s goin get her ass whipped.

C. Don’t leave notes on cars you don’t know, people are crazy as fuck, and will rape you with their gun.

D. Don’t listen to or fuck with “Color Me Bad”.

E. Buy a cell phone charger for your car. I have one Bitch!

F. Sometimes you gotta make out with the bad guys to get away, or sleep with them whatever. I have done worse for less.

G. Tool Boxes do come in handy, get one.

H. Don’t go shopping on xmas eve and expect to find a parking space.

I. The movie also should have been called “While She Was All That”.

J. Vicki Vale was her best role.

K. Also this video with her in it.

 

 

3 responses to ““While She Was Out”- aka “Bitch Gotta Tool Box” -My fuckin review

  1. Wow… watched this tonight and Jen and I were yelling at Vale through the entire flick. I was impressed with some of the kills though.

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