“Fantastic Mr. Fox” or “Play-Doh Dreams”- my fuckin review

OH MY GOD!!!  TALKING PLAY -DOH CRITTERS!!!!!!!!!!! I loved “Fantastic Mr. Fox“, how can you not, it has animals talking in it god damn it. OK the movie was directed by Wes Anderson ( Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums,The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou) and I love watching his films. He has some of the best dialogue and characters in film today. The movie is about this fox played by George Clooney, who is trying to steal chickens and shit and still have a wife and kid.  George fox gets into a lot of trouble and the stop-motion animated fun begins.  This film is not for little kids, not because it is fucked up but because the dialogue will probably go over their heads. This movie is smart,  interesting and fun to watch. Also it had some of the best dialogue of any movie last year and it is fucking stop-motion animated! So Hollywood needs to get its shit together, if a fucking play dough fox sounds more believable than most live action films, then something is wrong. So if you love Wes Anderson, talking animals or Play-Doh then this movie is for you.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Talking animals are fuckin fun to watch.

B. I want to buy Play-Doh and make animals.

C. Those foxes looked hot, is that weird.

D. I like Wes Anderson even though it sounds pretentious.

E. Stop-motion animated dialogue is better than live action. Go watch Rudolph if you don’t fuckin believe me.

F. I want to wear a towel as a cape to work.

G. There should have been a sex scene, is there an unrated version?

H. Rent this shit, and be entertained bitch.

I. Meryl Streep could play a rock and it would be entertaining. Here she is as Mrs. Fox.

J. The first fox I ever loved was Robin Hood

K. I love the poster too.

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