“Dead Snow” (Død snø) or “Norwegian’s don’t play” – my fuckin review

I finalllllly got to see “Dead Snow” it was released Jan. 2009 over in Norway. So I have been hearing about this jam for a while, and thought about even dressing up as Nazi Zombie in October of 09. Any who the movie is about this group of Norwegian campers who go stay in a cabin in the snow for fun. Then Nazi zombies show up for the kill, and the campers board up doors but stand by the windows and get yanked out. Then someone has sex, and a white girl goes hysterical and gets slapped. This time the zombies not only bite, but fist fight too. These Norwegian’s don’t play they go on a nazi zombie killing spree and they love it, they will even blow themselves up while being eaten. Norwegian’s Don’t Play! In one scene a chick is hiding in a tree from zombies, and this bird is making noise, so she breaks its neck. Norwegian’s Don’t Play! Later a dude gets a cut open and he sews himself back up. Norwegian’s Don’t Play! There are massive zombie fight scenes and they are very gory and violent (the way they should be) one dude even cuts off his arm to not be infected. Norwegian’s Don’t Play! Ok so this movie is subtitled so if you hate reading this is not for you (But I mean, get some culture bitch).The beginning is a little slow and takes a minute to get to the POP OFF. The cast is ugly also. I did however have fun watching all these Nazi Zombies getting killed in super violent and gory ways. Norwegian’s Don’t Play! So if you love Norwegians, Nazi’s, and Zombies then you may want to jump this off.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. If you even look silly around me in a crisis I will slap the shit out of you twice, from the left and the right.

B. They talk about “Evil Dead” in this movie, and also “April Fools Day” (they say that April Fools Day came out in 1984, it did not, it was 1986).

C. Norwegian’s dress like it’s 1995.

D. I do love fist fighting zombies.

E. Intestine Bungee cord jump. wow

F. I will break a birds neck in that situation.

G. There is this one dude who is fucking up all kinds of Nazi zombies in a fight scene, then a bitch wanna come tap him on the shoulder, and the she gonna wonder why he turned around and stabbed her ass. IF I AM FIGHTING ZOMBIES, MONSTERS, FUCK EVEN THE FLU, DO NOT TAP ME ON THE SHOULDER OR YOU WILL GET DECKED AND OR KILLED BY ACCIDENT. This is your warning.

H. Norwegian’s Don’t Play! I mean who pissed them off so bad to be so violent.

I. I wish this movie would have had hip hop zombies in it, instead of Nazi’s.

J. NEVER STAND NEXT TO A BIG GLASS WINDOW OR YOU WILL BE YANKED OUT OF IT AND KILLED.

K. If you are wondering “Return of the Living Dead” is the best zombie movie ever. Followed by the remake, YES THE FUCKIN REMAKE, of “NIght of the Living Dead-1990 Version”.

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