HAHA I have no idea why I even watched “Lost Boys: The Thirst” but I did so here is the review. The movie stars Corey Feldman and the other Frog brother from part 1. The story begins with Corey having shitty hair, I mean it made me sick watching it. Then basically there are new vampires who have raves, yes, I said raves. The main vampire’s name is DJ X, you know like the drug. So DJ X is on his way back from Ibiza (I am not joking here either) to throw a rave in America and wants to turn ravers into vampires. Are there still ravers? Then a shitty cast shows up to help him fight DJ X and some lame ass ravers. Ummm so yeah Corey grunts a lot in the film, and they keep showing flashbacks of Corey Haim from the first film. This movie tried but it’s a fucking mess, maybe it would have been better 10 years ago. Don’t waste your money or time, just go back and watch part 1 and call it a night, or throw up.
A. Vampires were doing Matrix moves in this haha.
B. Corey Feldman please cut your hair it looked like a fucking rats nest.
C. The Corey’s went to shit, and one is down.
D. Vampire DJ’s don’t play techno they play
Siouxsie & The Banshees
E. Seriously are there raves still going on?
F. Ibiza! hahahaha
G. If your cast sucks so does your movie.
H. There was this weird 12-year-old English kid in it, it was weird and forced.
I. Go watch the first “The Lost Boys“.
J. The vampires in this movie jump out of a plane and fly down and land on their feet. One had high heels on. Ok that was cool I guess.