“Winter’s Bone” or “We Broke As Fuck”- my fuckin review

Winter’s Bone” is nominated for Best Picture, so I decided to give it a whirl. Actually I thought it was a porn movie before it was nominated.

The story is about this poor white trash family in the woods/country/hills. The main character is this chick named Ree and she has a mother that is retarded (Mentally challenged) and a little brother and sister. Their dad is missing, and she has to go on a quest to find him or else the bank will kick them all out into the street, I mean woods. Ree goes to visit all her relatives to see if they know where her dad is, but all her relatives are mean assholes, and for some reason all have pictures of horses on their T-shirts. I guess that is what poor white people wear. Later she gets her ass whipped by a dude I think was her grandfather. Then her aunt or some poor lady gives her a doobie (Marijuana) to smoke for the road, don’t worry she wasn’t driving because she is too poor to have car. In the end Ree find outs her dad makes Crank (some sort of drug), there is a lot of inbreeding, banjos, and squirrel eating. There are some twists and turns I am not giving away here, but I did like this movie and it held my interest. It really felt like you were watching a documentary and not a scripted film. So if you like your trash white, and wonder what it is like to be poor and can’t find your daddy then this film is for your ass.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. I wonder why poor white people wear these t-shirts.

B. At one point Ree says to her brother “Never ask for what outta be offered”. True

C. I like listening to the The Doobie Brothers. I also think they may have been her neighbors.

D. What the hell is crank? I mean I hear people talking about it but I never paid attention to find what the fuck it was.

E. I was hoping Liam Neeson would have shown up as her dad with a super country accent.

F. These old countries hags beat her ass at one point, those were some mean ass bitches. I was scared of them.

G. I ain’t eating squirrel. PUKE.

H. I swear to you I think Ree was related to everyone in the film. I am not joking.

I. Ree’s uncle was named Tear Drop.

J. I wonder why poor people have a shit load of kids toys in their yards. It would only take 30 minutes to straighten that mess up.

K. Fuck, I felt so rich watching this movie on my big flat screen, when they could not even find food. Umm I didn’t say I felt bad about it. I just said I felt rich.

L. This poster makes it look like a horror movie about wind and boating. I wish my hair would blow like that.

6 responses to ““Winter’s Bone” or “We Broke As Fuck”- my fuckin review

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  3. Okay, as a person born and raised in Missouri, I can tell you firsthand that crank is meth. I don’t know what state this movie is set in, but it sure as fuck sounds similar to a state like mine, the meth capital of the entire United States. Sad, but very true. This movie sounds awesome, btw, and I can’t wait to see it : ) I have known plenty of poor, small town people that are probably just like (and look just like) the ones in this movie, so it will definitely keep my interest. I dunno what’s up with wolf and horse t-shirts. I mean, shit, you can find better looking cheap-ass clothes at Wal-Mart, there’s no excuse for that shit.

    • Haha, I just saw on Wikipedia that it is about rural povery in the Ozarks, so it is about Missouri (and Arkansas).

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