“Run! Bitch Run!” or “Run! Ugly Bitch Run!”- my fuckin review

I just watched “Run! Bitch Run!” and here is the fuckin review. Let me first start off by saying this movie was a let down and I was bored and angry watching it. The story is basically about 2 old ass and ugly Catholic school girls who are going around selling bibles to people in shitty neighborhoods. They end up at the wrong house with an ugly whore who hates to be called a whore, and 2 ugly dudes. The dudes end up raping one girl, and killing the other, and then she seeks revenge. That is literally it, there are no witty lines, there are no cool characters and everyone in the film is nasty and ugly. The score is a rip off of a Robert Rodriguez movie, and this film tries to recreate what Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino did a few years ago with their updated versions of “Grindhouse” films. This movie failed and I was bored and pissed. The only good thing about this movie is the title. So if you like shit and ugly girls and guys, then rent this movie.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. The score was a rip off.

B. The main girl was ugly as shit.

C. Characters drive a movie, if they suck then they wreck the car.

D. Kevin V. said this ugly girl looked like an ugly cross between Parker Posey and Rosario Dawson.

E. The kid from the remake of “Halloween” was in this. He sucked in this.

F. If you are a hooker be proud of it.

G. They were watching nun porn at one point, that should have been the whole movie.

H. I wish this was what the movie was about.

H. I am done talking about this movie. It was shit.

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