“Mother’s Boys” (1994) or “Laurie Strode is the Killer Now” – my fuckin review

I only watched this because Jamie Lee Curtis was in this. OK the story is about this dude who has 3 boys and he is dating some ugly chick because his ex wife Jamie Lee went mental and split 3 years ago. Now Jamie Lee has come back and she is bat shit crazy, and wants her husband back and her fuckin brats. The dad doesn’t want to be with Jamie Lee again, and says he will break her fuckin neck. I am honestly not sure what Jamie Lee did wrong, I guess he just hates her for disappearing. Jamie Lee eventually gets to see her 3 boys and she buys them Game Boys to win them over. Then the dad makes out with Jamie Lee and her boobies, even though he said he hates her and loves his new girlfriend. What the fuck! I guess this kinda of shit happened in the 90’s a lot. Later Jamie Lee teaches here 12-year-old son to drive a car and walks around nude in front of him. This was weird and fucking creepy, Jamie Lee put a bra on, shit, your kid don’t want to see your TIT-TAYS. After seeing his mothers boobs the 12-year-old is now a killer and pushes his grandma down the steps, and ties up his future stepmom. In the end some crazy shit happens that does not make sense. This whole fuckin movie is weird and doesn’t make sense, I have no idea what Jamie Lee did that was so bad, I have no idea why you would want to kill someone one minute then make out with them the next and why did the 12-year-old go bad. Anyway if you like Jamie Lee Curtis and want to see her boobs and her short 90’s hair cut then watch this movie, otherwise skip this shit.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Will boobs make a 12-year-old boy kill?

B. Don’t make out with crazy ex’s.

C. I like Jamie Lee’s 90’s hair cut in this film.

D. I think Jamie Lee was trying to be Basic Instinct. Here she is trying to be Sharon Stone.

E. The boys future step mom was ugly.

F. I wish Michael Myers was in this movie.

G. Here is Jamie Lee and her 3 brats, the one on the top right is the 12-year-old killer.

H. Game Boys won kids over in the 90’s, and they would kill step moms to have one.

I. This movie is a god damn mess, and why do all 90’s movie have 2 names in their titles. (Mother’s Boys, Basic Instinct, Show Girls, Under Siege, Serial Mom, Deep Impact, etc.) What the fuck was going on in the 90’s?

I. This movie was neither “Provocative” or “Erotic”.

3 thoughts on ““Mother’s Boys” (1994) or “Laurie Strode is the Killer Now” – my fuckin review

  1. hilarious review.. spot on

    i found this page bc i was trying to find out what people thought about the ending of it. at the end, the killer boy stares into the camera with some creepy fucking eyes for like 3 minutes. was wondering if you also thought this alluded to the part earlier where jamie lee’s mom was all like “after she saw her father die… the look in her eyes.. she always blamed me for his death” blahblahblah.. meaning maybe that the exact same thing is happening to the oldest boy? that he will blame his father forever in the same way that jamie lee blames her mother? bothering me if that’s what they were getting at.

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