“The Kids Are All Right” or “Do Lesbians Have Sex To Gay Men Having Sex?” my fuckin review

I finally got to see “The Kids Are All Right” and I have been wanting to see it for a while. OK this movie is about 2 lesbian mothers, who have 2 children (the son is 15 and the daughter is 18) from a sperm donor. So both moms got pregnant from the same sperm and they have raised their kids in happiness. The 2 moms love each other and have been together for like 20 years and are married. Now the son wants to see who his daddy is, and asks the sister who is 18 to find that shit out. So they find their dad, who is earthy and has sex with chicks. The kids finally tell their moms and the moms are pissed cuz its just sperm or something like that, but they agree to eat dinner with his ass and try to get to know him. Later one mom does some gardening for the sperm donor and ends up sleeping with him a lot. OK lets stop for a minute cuz this really pissed me off. I know that Lisa Cholodenko directed and co-wrote this movie and she is a lesbian, but I am pissed that they would write that the minute a hot straight dude comes along the mom is not a lesbian anymore. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT! This couple has been married for 20 years and the one lesbian mom cheats with a DUDE! I feel like all this film accomplishes is making straight folks think that lesbians are not lesbians anymore when a hot straight dude walks in the room. Lesbians are born they ain’t made. If the one mom was bisexual, then yes I get it, but she said she was a lesbian before and after the straight sex. So yes this pissed me off, can a lesbian reading this chime in here? Maybe I am wrong, but I feel like people watching this are being misled and walk away thinking gay/lesbian is some choice they can throw out the window on a whim. Anyway I like all the acting and it is an interesting story (without the straight flip-flop sex), but I still feel like if I was a lesbian I would have punched the screen in watching it. I mean at one point the 2 moms are having sex and to help them get off they put on a porno with 2 gay guys having sex in it. HUH? So if you want to see a movie about lesbian mothers who have well-adjusted children and then one of them magically switches teams and fucks their sperm donor repeatedly, then magically goes back to being a lesbian then this films is for. I would have really enjoyed this movie if she didn’t have sex with that dude, and if they didn’t watch gay guy porn. I feel like this movie is a Hollywood fairy tale, I don’t know any lesbian that would jump in bed with a dude. I know some lesbians who will punch a dude in the face though.

The Trailer: This trailer makes the film seem like a fuckin comedy. THIS TRAILER IS FUCKIN HORRIBLE.

The Facts:

A. Kids of lesbian parents call them “Moms’s”, yes with 2 S’s.

B. Their sons name was “Laser”, that is what I wanted my kids name to be.

C. Lesbians want to have sex with Lesbians not straight men.

D. Do lesbians watch gay guy pornos?

E. This girl was the sperm donors girlfriend. He cheated on her and I felt bad for her too.

F. What’s the big deal if somebody wants to raise some brats let them. I helped homeless kids for a year or so once and I wish someone would have adopted them, gay or straight.

G. I would much rather had watched a documentary on 2 lesbian mothers raising children.

H. Maybe I am just clueless about lesbians. I hope a lesbian reads this and tells me something.

I. I hate the word “sperm”.

J. Annette Bening and Julianne Moore made good lesbian moms, until one cheated on the other.

K. I am glad movies about lesbian families are made, I just didn’t car for this one.

L. Do lesbians like this movie? or does it piss them off as well.

M. I wish I had lesbian mothers and one of them was Tangina Barrons from “Poltergeist“.

2 responses to ““The Kids Are All Right” or “Do Lesbians Have Sex To Gay Men Having Sex?” my fuckin review

  1. I think that your right, lesbians don’t choose to be lesbians. They can’t change whenever they want, but there is one problem. She could have been confused. Maybe she was a bi who didn’t know she liked some men. I know a few of my friends are “lesbians” but every once in awhile they will fuck a dude. Their just very rare and we call them “exceptions”. Though when I introduce them I say their bi.

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