“Straight- Jacket” or “Mommie Dearest Will Chop Your Fuckin Head Off” – my fuckin review

I just watched “Strait-Jacket” for the first time and it was awesome. This film was directed by William Castle (The TinglerHouse on Haunted Hill13 Frightened Girls! to name a few) and written by Robert Bloch, who wrote “Psycho“. So the movie starts off with Joan Crawford‘s husband cheating on her, so she goes nutz and grabs an axe and hacks them to hell while their daughter watches in horror. Then Joan gets sent to a mental hospital for 20 years. Later she is released and goes to stay with her now older daughter. Joan is still on edge after all these years and when she sees knives and axes and shit she starts having flashbacks.  Then her daughter takes Joan out for a ladies day out, and they buy wigs and get facials and shit. Then Joan is introduced to her daughters boyfriend and flirts with him and gets drunk, and bodies start showing up dead. In the end there is a crazy twist. This movie was fun and violent and I like William Castle movies. If you are into Joan Crawford, axes, no color, and a ladies day out then this movie is for you. Joan Crawford don’t fucking play!

The Trailer: THIS TRAILER IS AMAZING!!!!!!!

The Facts:

A. Joan Crawford will kill you for fucking real. Look at her god damn face. FUCK.

B. Mommie Dearest is an amazing movie about Joan Crawford’s life.

C. There is female narration in this film. I love female narration.

D. Let me Axe you a question.

E. The opening credits were awesome.

F. At one point Joan says “everyone’s a stranger”. TRUE.

G. Holy shit look at the poster.

H. A special message from Joan about going to see her movie.

I. Here is a scene from Joan Crawford’s real life. haha go to 1:30 into this clip and pass out.

J. I wish they would remake this with Susan Lucci.

K. The poster is amazing.

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