“She-Devils on Wheels” (1968) or “Biker Bitches Don’t Play”-my fuckin review

I just watched “She-Devils on Wheels” for the first time and here goes the plot. It starts off with this all female biker gang called “The Man Eaters” who ride hard ….. on everything. They race around on their choppers, then at night they meet an all male biker gang, and then they pick who they want to fuck. Later one of the girls is sweet on one of the dudes, and in chopper chick world that shit don’t work. The other chopper chicks make her drag the guy she likes down the street on a rope with her bike. Then they have a gang inititation on a new girl member and become blood sisters, then make out with her. These women are in control and make anybody pay who gets in their way, including the male biker gang, cuz they whip theirs asses one day. In the end the male biker gang has had enough and try to shut those crazy bitches down,  but these bitches don’t fucking play. So the biker bitches get revenge on the dudes and go to jail. So if you are into hot chopper chicks riding hogs and beating ass then this movie is for you.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. This was directed by Herschell Gordon Lewis.

B. Look at their jackets.

C. If you date a chopper chick then she will probably beat your ass eventually.

D. Here is a chopper chick on her hog.

E. “Riding their men as viciously as they ride their motorcycles” TRUE.

F. I need to find me a chopper chick to protect me from assholes.

G. Here is a note the male biker gang left the chicks. BURNED TO THE BONE!!!!!!

H. I think the biker bitches raped the guys.

I. I hope they remake this movie, but more violent and all the girls are asian. The lead girl should be played by Chiaki Kuriyama. This time the biker bitches actually eat the guys.

J. Here is their theme song. I would ride around to this jam. The also say “Fuck Off” in the sing.

K. Here is newer version by The Cramps.

L. I wish they had more weapons like chains and bats and shit like that.

M. Christ someone make a movie like this now.

N. Here is what happens to you when you fuck with these chicks.

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