“The Fighter” or “Rocky Does Meth”- my fuckin review

OK so I finally got to watch the movie “The Fighter” and here is the fuckin review. OK the story starts off with this group of white trashy bad ass women, and they are fuckin shit up and taking names. They rule the city they live in and run 5  Ho’s deep (there are 5 of them and they are sisters). They have 2 brothers who are into boxing and one is a mute and the other one is a meth head. So these lovely ladies are constantly having to deal with both of their brothers shit. Their mom will also cut you in a parking lot. Later the girls have to deal with their older brother going to jail for meth and their younger brother starts dating this bitchy controlling MTV type girl. Then the sisters and their mom get pissed and drive over to the bitchy controlling MTV type girls house and whip her ass. The younger mute brother is pissed, but still wins the fight. His mom and sisters are proud of him, but still roll hard and fuck everyone up. Ok so clearly I was more interested in this group of girls than a mute Rocky, and a methed out The Dark Knight. All the women in this movie were bad asses, and the story should have been about them driving around and beating up MTV type girls. It was just OK for me, but still entertaining. Me and Mark Wahlberg haven’t gotten along since “The Happening ” and that mother fucker owes me 10 decent films for making me sit through that shit called “The Happening”. He has only given me “The Lovely Bones” and “The Fighter“, you owe me 8 more decent films for me to forgive you. So anyway if you love boxing, Rocky, bad ass women, meth, batman, NO nudity, Dj Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch (Too bad Mark, I love you in the funky bunch and you will always be MARKY MARK) and shitty hair then this movie is for you. This movie ain’t bad, but it aint no ROCKY bitch.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. This movie is based on a true story, please let these women be the real deal.

B. Everyone really did a good job acting in this film. Including their clothing acting like they were made of shit.

C. Marky’s best work. This should be made into a movie.

D. Honestly look as these amazing women. Christ someone make them stars NOW.

E. Here is a Marky work out video.

F. Sweet Christ look at their faces. OMFG.

G. Christian Bale‘s best work.

H. HAHAHA wash ya clothes.

I. The mom pissed. I love her.

J. I wish Rocky would have shown up with Cpt. Ivan Drago and beat the fuck out over everyone at APPLEBEES. HOLY SHIT look at this pic of Drago hahaha.

K. Amy Adams was good in this movie. She cursed a lot.

L. HAHA what a shitty poster.

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