“Horrible Bosses” or “Ugly Bosses” -my fuckin review

Ok got to see a sneak preview of “Horrible Bosses” with Max Fisher and Stephanie N. and here is my review. Let first start off by saying that one of the stars of the film Jason Bateman was supposed to be there for a Q and A after the movie. HIS BITCH ASS DIDN’T SHOW! BITCH! OK so there are these 3 dudes played by Jason BatemanCharlie Day, and Jason Sudeikis who have 3 shitty ass bosses played by Jennifer AnistonColin Farrell, and Kevin Spacey. The 3 dudes hate their bosses because they are fuckin assholes and decide to kill them. I kept thinking that this film was a cross between “The Hangover” and “Nine to Five“. So they go to this guy named “Motherfucker Jones” (Jamie Foxx) to get advice on how to kill them. They do all think about just quitting their jobs but there is a recession so fuck that, and they run into an old friend who is out of work and giving hand jobs for money. Now they are out to kill their bosses and a bunch of crazy comical shit happens. So here is the scoop I liked this movie and was entertained, and it had some funny parts here and there. Charlie Day is funny as hell and living gold. I like that it is rated R and that they curse a lot too. It is a fun one time watch if you are looking for a comedy. Kevin Spacey is always entertaining. Collin Farrell’s character is a little forced. Jason Bateman plays a good straight (this has nothing to do with sexuality it is a comedy term dumb ass) man in this movie. Jennifer Aniston is annoying in everything, but I can tolerate her in this movie a little. The score sounded goofy, so it made the movie feel like a rate “R” TV show, which I hated.  So if you are into cursing, crazy comedies, asshole bosses, a bunch of stars in one movie, Charlie Day and Jennifer Aniston’s side boob then go see this movie. It was cute but I don’t ever want to see it again.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Seth Gordon directed this, he has done a bunch of shit I have not seen.

B. Charlie Day is the best thing about this movie and he is amazing in the TV show “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia“.

C. Jason Bateman is pretty funny in this but his best roles were in “Silver Spoons” as Derek Taylor and
Teen Wolf Too.

D. Here is a picture of me, Max Fisher, and Stephanie N. with Jason Bateman. Oh wait this is not the real Jason Bateman because his ass didn’t show the fuck up.

E. I hate the title it is not catchy at all. “Ugly Bosses” is catchy, or “Bitchy Bosses”.

F. Donald Sutherland and Bob Newhart are in this movie for a minute. Not enough to matter.

G. Jennifer Aniston was better in this movie than other shit, only because she said the word “Pussy”. Otherwise I don’t like her or the TV show “Friends”.

H. My bosses have never been horrible, maybe I just think being horrible is being funny. haha

I. These three girls trying to kill their boss was more fun.

J. There was a “Cat outta nowhere scare” in this movie. Where a cat flies out of nowhere to scare you, like a closet or some shit.

K. Max Fisher could find nothing to say about this movie. Except that he liked it but never wanted to see it again. He did laugh at the “Cat outta nowhere scare”.

L. This poster is a mess.

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