“Fright Night” (2011) or “Colin Farrell Will Bang You, Then Eat You”- my fuckin review

Just got done watching the remake of “Fright Night” and here is the fucking review. Let me first start off by saying that this movie is showing in what they call “Real D” 3D. Which is just regular 3D not IMAX 3D.  REAL D 3D sucks ass I am done with it. It makes films look dark and shitty. You can’t even see what is going on in the fucking movie.  REAL D 3D ruins films! No you are not missing out if you don’t see it in 3D, and no you are not poor if you don’t see it in 3D.

Meanwhile back to the story. It starts of with this high school dude named Charley Brewster who is dating this hot chick that look like Rebecca Gayheart part 2. His mom is Muriel from “Muriel’s Wedding” and their new neighbor is a vampire named Jerry (Colin Farrell). At first Charlie doesn’t know Jerry is a vampire, but his nerd ass best friend Ed knows and tells him. Later the shit hits the fuckin fan when Jerry attacks them in their house, and Charlie goes to get help from a Criss Angel like star named Peter Vincent who supposedly knows how to kill vampires. In the end there are vamp showdowns and fight scenes with teeth and stakes and shit. Ok I really enjoyed and liked this movie a lot. It gave me what I needed in a vamp jam. The lead teen Charlie was cool, his girlfriend was all good, his friends were likeable assholes, his nerdy best friend Ed was funny and his mom was FINE. Horror movies are only as good as its good guys. Do you want to hang out with the good guys when the monster is not around? Yes. Colin Farrell plays a vampire well and you buy what he is selling. There were some inventive action scenes in this movie and I never felt bored watching this shit. So if you like vampires that are evil and eat people, and a movie with witty lines, cool teens, cool moms, cool actions scenes, and Colin Farrell then this movie is for you. I will buy this movie on Blu Ray. FRIGHT NIGHT IS TIGHT!

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. I loved the pace of this film. You never got bored and it kept moving.

B. Marti Noxon wrote the screenplay for this movie and she used to write for “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” (TV Show). It was fun and the dialogue made sense. The mom even took the side of their kid at one point.

C. Anton Yelchin is picking good shit to be in and I think he can hold his on in a film.

D.  I like this movie better than the original “Fright Night“-1985.

E. Imogen Poots, is she the new Rebecca Gayheart?

F. Colin Farrell was also in a homemade porno, you can find it online. He is really into. HAHA Go Colin. He was funny in this movie.

G. I love vampires when they are evil and not good, sad or in love or some shit.

H. Lisa Loeb is in this movie for a brief moment. She is still wearing those fucking glasses.

I.Toni Collette IS FUCKIN AWESOME in anything.

J. Christopher Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco are both in this movie and also this short film together where they talk about fucking each other. Amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6QOLBHPF18

K. If my neighbor was a vampire I would get him to bite me so I could stay up later. I also don’t get along with sunlight so whatever.

L. Here is the Fright Night gang at the premiere. 

M. Here is the Atlanta Fright Night gang at the movies. I hope we all get bit, or have to go fight vampires.

N. I loved the casting for this fucking film.

O. Here is the package for the REAL 3D glasses. Go see this movie in 2D. REAL 3D ruined this movie. FUCK YOU REAL D 3D.

P. David Tennant was a funny as Peter Vincent.  I hope he is in the sequel.

Q. At one point Charlie Brewster gets Battle Ready to fight the vampires and puts on a flight suit and shit. I said “True”.

R.. I like this poster.

2 responses to ““Fright Night” (2011) or “Colin Farrell Will Bang You, Then Eat You”- my fuckin review

  1. The original was one of my favorites when I was in grade school, so I was tempted to see this, but I didn’t know it was in 3-D, or fake 3-D. Fuck it.
    I think Peter Vincent should have been played by someone with more of a screen history. There are quite a few actors that could have made a tidy comeback with that role. Fuck it.
    I’ll rent this bullshit. Fuck it.

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