“Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever” or “Too Much Nasty Ass Funk At The Prom”- my fuckin review

I just rented “Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever“, which I only rented because I found it was directed by Ti West (“The House of the Devil“,”The Roost“,”The Innkeepers“). The original “Cabin Fever” came out in 2002 and was directed by Eli Roth, which I didn’t care much for. This is why I didn’t see the sequel when it came out in 2009. OK so the story starts off where the last one left off, but trust me you don’t even need to see the first one to see this one. There is some sort of fucked up flesh-eating virus that has infected a local river and that river connects to water bottling plant. The infected water bottles are shipped out to a local high school the same day as their prom. Then the entire class gets ready for the prom in a “Getting ready for the prom montage” to the song “Born to be Alive” by Patrick Hernandez. This montage was incredible I almost shit myself. Later at the prom they show everyone dancing to the song “Prom Night” by Paul Zaza from the fuckin movie “Prom Night“. I literally dropped the glass of water I was drinking and almost collapsed. THIS IS THE BEST PROM SONG EVER! I was shocked and amazed he used this song in this movie. THANK YOU GOD DAMN IT! In the end, all kinds of funky nasty shit happens when blood and guts start pouring out of everyone at the prom from the virus. I am talking fucked up nasty shit too. Weak stomaches need not apply. So if you are into Ti West films, cool ass teens, gross out gore, proms, sex scenes, blow jobs, amazing songs, and hot jams then this movie is for you. Think “Halloween” meets “Carrie” meets “Prom Night” meets “Cabin Fever”.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. The opening credits had a cool ass song and was animated.

B. Here is how you really feel about the prom.

C. If you take out all the gore and horror in this movie you would still want to hang out with these teens and still have an interesting story.

D. HOLY SHIT this movies “Getting ready for the prom montage” was AMAZING. Ti WEST you deserve and Oscar for this scene alone. Their prom is called “SEA DISCO UNDER THE SEA”. I am dizzy. Watch the montage here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2050C4rcEM&feature=channel_video_title

E. Deputy Winston (Giuseppe Andrews) is the only character from the first film in this film.. He is cooler in this movie though.

F. Here is the scene and song from “Prom Night”. Best prom song ever.

G. Here is the main character (Noah Segan) and the girl (Alexi Wasser) he wants to date.

H. At one point a character is getting a blow job by a girl with braces, and when she is done she spits the jizz into the sink. Yes you see it. AMAZING.

I. The punch bowl is spiked with bloody piss.

J. Ummm when you put a shot like this in your film it is gold. These girls are on the way to the prom in a limo.  There are 2 types of directors who would put a shot like this in their movie. The first is the kind of Director who is literally a pervert who is jerking off to this scene. The second is the kind of Director who is making fun of the first. I think that Ti West is the second type of Director.

K. Someone’s dick leaks puss. haha

L. A girl is pregnant and her baby turns to mush and falls out. haha

M. This poster is a mess. haha but watch this movie it’s worth it.

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