“Village of the Giants” or “Our Dicks and Boobs are Huge Now”- my fucking review

So me, Max Fisher, Silas, and Chris Green watched the movie “Village of the Giants” last night, it came out in 1965 and here is my movie review. The movie starts off with a car wreck, and the car is full of these teens who are into sex and partying. They literally fall out of the car, turn on the radio and start go-go dancing and the start having a PG orgy in the mud. One of the teens is a young Beau Bridges. After the PG mud orgy they decide to walk to the local town to continue the party. Meanwhile in the town Ron Howard, who is like 10 years old, is a scientist and makes some formula that makes dogs, cats, and ducks into giants. His gay older brother Tommy Kirk sees dollar signs and  wants to sell this magic grow juice. Later the party teens show up at a local club where the giant ducks have also shown up to party. Nobody in the film reacts in a negative way to anything giant in this film. Everyone is like “Giant ducks, that’s cool”. I would have been running and screaming. Anyway the party teens hear about the giant formula and go and steal that shit and drink it. They all grow big and their clothing falls off because their tits and dicks are to big now. They all find some clothing unfortunately. Then one of the girls says “Dig that nitty-gritty”. I was like “Shit, true”. At this point in the film I am only thinking of perverted scenarios with these giants. In the end they go-go dance a lot, and fight the town (kind of) and then end up shrinking and running away scared. I liked it, but I would have loved a rated “R” or “X” version more. Also If I am a go-go dancing teen giant then I am going to be stepping on people, throwing people and probably pissing on people and drowning them with said piss.  So if you like half-naked giant dudes and chicks, go-go dancing, Tommy Kirk trying to act straight, Beau Bridges, and you dig that nitty-gritty then this shit is for you. I wished it would have been more violent and had nudity, but I dug those crazy sounds that were in it.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. If I am a giant then I will fucking step on you.

B. The giant girls could have used the regular sized guys (girls) as a human sized dildo. Just saying. Look at this shot from the movie.

C. The giant guys could have used the regular sized girls (guys) as a body sized hand job. Just saying.

D. Here is an article about Tommy Kirk being gay and getting canned from Disney. Bastards.

http://www.stonewallsociety.com/famouspeople/tkirk.htm

That’s right, your parents favorite childhood movies starred gay folks. PS Old Yeller was gay too.

E. Here they are giant and dancing.

F. Here is Ron Howard. I bet he got his first boner on the set of this movie.

G. This really should have been rated “R”.

H. Here is the scene where Tommy Kirk makes out with his girlfriend, and the only the thing growing big is the cat in the scene.

I. Beau looking at his dick as it gets bigger.

J. Honestly this whole movie makes you think of fucked up perverted shit.

K. My favorite music video involving giants. The Misfits “I Am Giant”.

L. I mean look this is the poster. Haha

One thought on ““Village of the Giants” or “Our Dicks and Boobs are Huge Now”- my fucking review

  1. Great minds must think alike Eaddie Ray.Whenever I watch one these growing, shrinking, or turning invisible movies, I’m all about the perverted possibilities. Why hasn’t anyone made that great X rated porno action comedy?

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