“The Muppets” or “The Muppets Keep Shit Real”-my fuckin review.

I watched the new “The Muppets” over the weekend with Austin H. and James F. in Disney City in Orlando, Florida bitch. So I watched it in the best place possible. Ok so the movie starts off with a dude named Gary (Jason Segel) and his twin Muppet brother Walter. They grew up watching all the old Muppet TV shows and movies and loving all those jams. Now it’s time for Gary to get married to Amy Adams so they all make a trip out to Muppet Studios. When they get there they found out that joint is closed down and now Kermit and the gang have all broken up and separated over the years. The studio is going to be sold to a rich asshole also. Now Gary and Walter make it their duty to find Kermit and get the Muppets back together to raise money with a big ass show so that the studio can be saved. Ok I loved this fuckin movie, more than I thought I would. The last few Muppet movies have been a snooze (“Muppets from Space” 1999, “Muppet Treasure Island” 1996). In this movie Kermit kept shit real and it got emotional. He was all we ain’t famous anymore, nobody digs our shit these days. Miss Piggy was living in Paris, and Fozzie Bear was doing a shitty comedy act in Vegas and living outside homeless style. WHAT THE FUCK! Muppets keep shit real! I loved all the songs and dancing, and how they talked to the audience. Miss Piggy and Janice’s asses were bangin. I really think this was one of the more honest and entertaining films this year. So if you love the Muppets, songs, keepin shit real, maniacal laughter, Miss Piggy getting pissed, cameos, 80’s robots, montages, and one of the best movies this year then this movie is for you bitch. Muppets rule and you drool!

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Best marketing campaign this year. They did a parody of everything in their trailers. WTF Amazing.

B. The Moopets are in this movie, they are a rip off version of the Muppets and are bitches. Haha here is Fozzie Moopet and Miss Poogy Moopet.

C. I hope the Blu Ray has deleted scenes and is even longer.

D. Miss Piggy really is just a fat bitch, but I love her. Here she is on Chelsea Lately.

E. I love Montages so much.

F. Janice is a personal hero of mine.

G. I want to be in this movie, but in an action scene where me and Muppets are beating the shit out of humans.

H. I want all the Muppet movies and TV shows on DVD now.

I. Here is Camilla the chicken doing Cee Lo Green’s song “Fuck You”.

J. Kermit’s driver in the films is called “80’s Robot”. Here he is. Amazing.

K. There is a duet in the film sung by Amy Adams and Miss Piggy about being single. Brilliant.

L. Look at Kermit and Miss Piggy riding bikes in a park back in the day. This shit is nutz. This is from “The Great Muppet Caper“.

M. Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem is the best and the highest band on earth.

Here they are ripping that shit up.

N. Mahna Mahna….

O. Jack Black shows up to party. Also Starship’s “We Built This City” was played and I almost passed out during a clean up montage.

P. I want them to have a TV show again. Jim Henson was gold.

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