“Sour Code” or “Source Commode” -My fuckin review

I just watched “Source Code” and here is the review. This shit ain’t nothing but “Groundhog Day“, but with a forced shitty ass Hollywood ending. The ending could have been poetic and meant something. Instead it had to be happy ass bullshit. If you have seen Groundhog Day then you have seen this movie too. It’s just scenes on repeat, over and over and over again. Take out all the repeat footage and your movie is 10 minutes long. Watch this here is the synopsis….

A soldier goes into a fake world to try to stop a bomber from blowing up a train and it keeps blowing up until he stops it.

A soldier goes into a fake world to try to stop a bomber from blowing up a train and it keeps blowing up until he stops it.

A soldier goes into a fake world to try to stop a bomber from blowing up a train and it keeps blowing up until he stops it.

A soldier goes into a fake world to try to stop a bomber from blowing up a train and it keeps blowing up until he stops it.

Yeah see how fast that got old, imagine sitting through an hour and half of that bull shit.

So if you like watching scenes on repeat, Jake Gyllenhaal, and forced shitty happy Hollywood endings then this movie is for you. It was not for me, so they can cram it up their ass on repeat bitch.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. I would have gone back and helped the bomber blow up the train.

B. I hate how every time someone gets repeated they feel the need to say what they learned before out loud to creep everyone out. Just shut the fuck up and do your mission or whatever bitch.

C. The ending would have been good, but it turned into Happy shit.

D. I wish Jake Gyllenhaal was a bottom in this, like he was in “Brokeback Mountain” that would have been funny on repeat.

E. Duncan Jones Directed this he also did “Moon“.

F. Groundhog Day poster. Imagine Jakes head in that clock.

G. Ben Ripley wrote this movie and also wrote “Species III“. Haha

H. Jake on repeat.

I. Here is Jake falling in love with some girl he doesn’t know on repeat. Forced Hollywood love interest.

J. The poster blew up. Every second counts on the Source Commode!

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