“Shame” or “Michael Fassbender’s Dick is Huge”- my fuckin review

I watched “Shame” with Max Fisher and Stephanie N. tonight and here is my movie review. Ok the story starts off with Michael Fassbender getting up from bed and he is hanging dong, swing log or dropping dick. He ain’t shy about it and nor should he be. He has nothing to be ashamed about, I am not sure why this movie is called “Shame”. I am also secure enough to talk about another mans dick, bitch. OK now Michael is fucking some girl, then jerking off, then fucking another girl, then jerking off, then fucking another girl, then some dialogue with some coworkers, then jerking off to porn on his computer, then fucking another girl. Then one night he gets so horny he goes to a gay bar and gets head from a gay guy. I thought he was going to fuck a car at one point. Then his sister (Carey Mulligan) comes to stay with him, and I thought he was going to fuck her (I am not kidding). He was so horny. It is at this point I leaned over and Max let me know that Michael is a “Sex Addict” and this is a problem. I was like oh…… Michael then tries to go out on dates but can’t because he wants to fuck all day and night. I was like shit the real tragedy would be if Michael was ugly and had a little dick and couldn’t get laid. Fuck there is the real story. I mean shit I was like OK he is getting laid a lot with a big a dick. How does this suck for him? I am lost, but I am not a sex addict so I can’t relate. At one point he fingers some girl in a bar and makes her boyfriend smells his fingers. Haha I was like wow. I guess he was lonely, but shit bitch who ain’t at least you get laid everyday  you fuckin cry baby. Ok so I liked this movie even though it was long (get it long haha) and slow, but there was so much sex, boobs, bush, and dick in it how could you be bored. I think Michael Fassbender really is a great actor and interesting to watch act, and everything I have seen him I have liked him in. So if you want to see Michael’s big dick a lot, non stop sex, boob, bush, ass, some dialogue, people crying, more sex, more dick, and learn about what a sex addict goes through then this movie is for you. There was an old married couple behind us and the women kept saying “Honey, he is having sex because he is sad”. Hahaha

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Michael Fassbender should be very proud of his penis and acting in this film. It takes a lot of guts to get up there and bare all, and he did it and should be commended. In this picture he is looking at a girl who wants to fuck on a train.

HERE is a gif of his dick from the movie. Click the picture to see it jiggle. NSFW

B. He liked to bone girls against glass windows of hotels, I kept thinking he was going to bang her right through  the glass and they would fall to their deaths.

C. Steve McQueen Directed this movie.

D. They played a lot of disco in this movie for some reason.

E. Holy shit this film was made in 25 days. WHAT THE FUCK.

F. I know his dick had to be half erect before they did those takes. Jerking off on set before takes. Weird.

G. Carey Mulligan did a good job in this except for her singing. She was also in “Drive“.

H. Isn’t David Duchovny a sex addict? “Davids Duchovny why dont you love me” music video

I. In the same year Michael played Magneto and you saw his dick. I am proud of him.

J. I am glad there was so much sex and nudity in this movie. Not for perverted reasons, but because the film is about a sex addict. I am glad they didn’t wimp out and not show the truth.

K. Blondie’s “Rapture” is played in the movie. I love this jam.

L. I tried to find a picture of Michael’s dick online, but you will have to go watch the movie or wait for the Blu Ray. Sorry straight girls, gay boys, bisexuals, or in the closet straight homophobes who secretly want to blow someone.

M. I bet sex addicts go see this movie and half way during the movie they get horny and go jerk off in the theatre bathroom.

N. Here is the Italian poster for the film. Which makes sense.

O. Here is the Banned poster. Amazing.

P. Here is the American poster. Haha Americans are so fucking lame and sexually repressed sometimes. It’s like for fucks sake America grow up. Dongs slap boobs sometimes. This poster is fucking boring.

16 responses to ““Shame” or “Michael Fassbender’s Dick is Huge”- my fuckin review

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  2. I can think of a different one word “S” title that would have been much more appropriate for this film: “Satyr”.

  3. I really like Michael n wanna watch this movie
    Especially after watching his dick, I will watch this movie….n god I really find him hot😍alicia vikender is a lucky bitch😒

  4. I really like Michael as an actor ..n wanna watch this movie, especially after watching his BIG dick ….n I find him hot..😍alicia vikender is a lucky bitch ,she will be able to suck his dick😒

  5. I like Michael as an actor n wanna watch this movie especially after watching his big dick..Alicia vikender is a lucky bitch 😒she will be able to suck his big cock

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