“Black Belt Jones” or “I’m Gonna Whip Yo God Damn Ass”- my fuck review

I just watched “Black Belt Jones” with Max Fisher, and it went a little something like this! The movie starts off with Black Belt Jones (Jim Kelly) whipping everyone’s ass. He is friends with Scatman Crothers, who owns a karate studio, and these bad guys (Bogarts) want the studio for some bad reason. The bogarts try to come and take that shit from them but Jones and Scatman shut their asses down. Eventually the bad guys get the best of Scatman, but his daughter comes into town to help. Her name is Sydney (Gloria Hendry) and she don’t play with SHIT! Now her and Jones are a team and go take revenge on the mutha fucka’s that got the Scatman. Later they get 4 white girls from the beach to help them fight the bogarts. One white girls name was “Pickles”. In the end Jones and Sydney fall in love, chase each other on a beach, steal a fat white guys guitar and smash it, and make love. Then have a huge fight scene at a car wash in the middle of a shit load of soap and foam. So you if you love karate, Scatman, blaxploitation from the 70’s, soap, and girls who will whip that ass then this movie is for you. It was for me and the soundtrack was tight as nuts.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. They are bad ass.

B. The Director Robert Clouse also directed “Enter the Dragon“.

C. Here is how you open a fuckin movie!

D. Marla Gibbs is the bartender in one scene.

E. People don’t fuck you up with karate enough anymore.

F. She don’t fucking play! Watch this scene and see why! She will treat you like a “sick faggot”. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

G. White guy attack.

H. Scatman Crothers was fuckin brilliant! Look there is a gun to his head and he don’t give a fuck.

I. This shit makes sense to me.

J. They throw bad guys in a garbage truck and then crush them dead at the end, and then laugh.

K. The end look like foam night at a club.

L. Here is the trailer for part 2.

M. The Poster looks like a jazz dance number at the bottom.

3 thoughts on ““Black Belt Jones” or “I’m Gonna Whip Yo God Damn Ass”- my fuck review

  1. Great review Eddie Ray, glad to hear you enjoyed this one. Black Belt Jones is a lot of fun, one of my favorites of the genre. Jim Kelly’s other movies are solid in there own right, it’s too bad he never made a comeback.

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