“We Need To Talk About Kevin” or “We Need To Talk About Kevin, Cuz He is Asian!”- my fuckin review

Me and Matt Gallo watched “We Need to Talk About Kevin” and here is the movie review bitch. OK so the film starts off with Tilda Swinton dealing with some weird spaghetti sauce party in Italy I think, then she wakes up living alone and remembering she that went down when she lived with her husband John C. Reilly. They were happy and in love and had a baby named Kevin. The baby fucking hates her and cries all the time but only with her ass. Later Kevin is about 6 or 7 years old and is still a bitch to her, and fucks with her “Omen” style. She tries to love him, but Kevin ain’t having that shit,  so he takes a shit on himself to piss her off. Meanwhile John C. Reilly is all “what is the problem Tilda he is all puddin around me baby now let’s have the sex”. The film cuts back and forth in time from the past to the present, cuz Tilda’s life is fucked up now for a reason they reveal at the end of the movie. Later Kevin turns 16 and is still a fucked up asshole and hates Tilda more. At one point Tilda walks in on him jerking off and he just looks at her and she looks at him for way too long. What the fuck! HAHA More fucked up creepy shit pops off and the ending is cute.  I dug this movie  a lot, it was a like a realistic version of “The Omen” . If you are looking for the life and growth of a fucked up child and killer this is the cut for you. I think John, Tilda, and Ezra Miller (Teen Kevin) were amazing and creepy in this film and you really felt for all their asses by the end. You should try to find this film it’s worth the watch. So if you love sketchy kids and teens, Tilda Swinton, bow and arrows, dudes jerking off while their moms watch, creepy ass Columbine style shit then this movie is for you.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. I am not sure why Kevin was or looked Asian when his parents were honkeys. This is your first sign some shit is wrong when your baby don’t look like you bitch!

B. When Kevin was a teen none of his clothes fit him, I think that is why he was pissed off.

C. Kevin liked to shit himself a lot on purpose. I would have said “Looks like you are sitting in shit all day brat”.

D. Tilda is not happy about this fuckin baby.

E. I love movie titles that are long as fuck.

F. Don’t buy your teen a bow and arrow when they act all creepy and fucked up. It won’t end well.

G. Maybe Kevin just needed a hug.

H. Or maybe he just needed his ass whipped.

I. Here is my best friend Kevin Vickery, We need to talk about him too!

This is a video I made of Kevin’s faces, it is just as fucked up as the movie.

J. IF YOUR KID ACTS EVIL TAKE HIM TO A PRIEST! WHAT THE FUCK COULD IT HURT!

K. I like this poster it seems creepy.

One response to ““We Need To Talk About Kevin” or “We Need To Talk About Kevin, Cuz He is Asian!”- my fuckin review

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