“Looper” or “Two Bruce Willis Dicks for the Price of One” -my fuckin review

Here is my review for “Looper“. Okay so the movie starts off in the near future in 2044. The world is half shitty and half all good. Thirty years from then they have invented time travel and for some reason it’s impossible to get rid of dead bodies in the far future. So gangsters pay people in the past (2044) to get rid of those dead bitches for them. They zap em back in time then blow their heads off. The people doing the killing in 2044 are called “Loopers” and the main looper is played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who is wearing Bruce Willis look-a-like make up. They do this because eventually the looper will get and older version of himself sent back from the future and he will have to kill his old ass version. So young Bruce Willis (Joseph G.) will have to kill Old Bruce Willis (Bruce Willis), but shit doesn’t go according to plan. Now there are 2 Bruce Willis’s running around and the young one is after the old one. Even crazier shit pops off when this kid shows up that old Bruce Willis wants to kill and young Bruce wants to protect. Confused yet? You won’t be if you see the movie. It’s time travel you gotta think about it, but don’t over think or you will get lost in that shit. This film is more of a drama than anything else, which I loved. It really isn’t a forced futuristic sci-fi movie. That part of it seems low-key, but just enough to keep that side of you interested. It’s was really interesting to watch and it keep me guessing with a lot of different shit going on. I didn’t even know who to root for. There were some cool twists and turns in the story, and Joseph’s makeup was the best shit I have ever seen. If  didn’t know it was him I would have never known by looking at him in it. Bruce Willis is at his best in a film when he is quiet, understated and thoughtful. I think this film is really about how violence begets violence.  Even violence that children see or experience will make them violent in the future. That violence will sustain itself in a constant “loop”. Just a thought. I would suggest seeing this movie, it was interesting, entertaining and even sincere. So if you love Joseph G., Bruce Willis, time travel, the future, guns, a point, and a crazy ass kid then this movie is for you. I will buy this movie on BLU RAY and DVD.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. l love that you don’t really know who to root for the entire move. It’s always felt back and forth.

B. I wanted to see the main girl have sex with old Bruce Willis and young Bruce Willis at the same time.

C. The Writer and Director is Rian Johnson  (BrickBreaking Bad).

D. The score was done by relative new comer Nathan Johnson (BrickBlue State).

E. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is one of the better actors of today. He sells every part he is and you believe what he is selling. He is amazing in this role.

F. This movie is not what you think, there is not a lot of over-the-top forced action and Sci-Fi shit. It’s an interesting story that your really have to pay attention too. They will not treat you like an idiot.

G. Old Bruce’s dick is up against younger Bruce’s ass. Weird. I would make out with older me though. Shit why not.

H. I mean this shit doesn’t even look like Joseph. Amazing.

I. Garret Dillahunt also played a looper, and he also played a Terminator in “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles“. Get it they are both about time travel.

J. These futuristic gatmen were cool as shit.

K. Seriously don’t dismiss this movie, it is much more interesting, thoughtful and entertaining than you think.

L. Not a bad poster.

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