The Top Christmas Movies I Love to Watch You Bitch!


1. Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas – This shit is amazing I love it. Jim Henson is gold.

2. A Charlie Brown Christmas – I will punch Lucy in the face.

3.  Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer – The most homoerotic Christmas story ever made. I love ever minute of it.

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4. Christmas Vacation– The funniest Christmas movie ever.

5. Krampus– Amazing and scary fun! I will watch it every years now.


6. A Christmas Carol – George C. Scott scares the shit out of me as Scrooge. This is the best A Christmas Carol.


7. Black Christmas (1974) and  Black Christmas (2006)- I enjoy both these horror movies for completely different reasons. They are totally different too.

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8. How the Grinch Stole Christmas! – That Grinch is a bitch but hot.

9. A Smoky Mountain Christmas – This shit is still not on DVD but there is a mountain witch fighting Dolly Parton in it. WHAT THE FUCK! Amazing!



10. Tangerine– The most honest Christmas story you will ever see.

11. Silent Night, Deadly Night – This shit is too real. I love it.

12. Olive, the Other Reindeer – Ummm Drew Barrymore is the voice of Olive. Enough said.

Also some of my Christmas short films

1. Ho Ho Ho’s

2. Ho Ho Ho’s -Romancing the Bone

3. Ho Ho Ho’s – I Know Who you Blew Last Christmas

4. There’s No Lights for Chrismtas Trees

5. A Very Yeti Christmas

6. A Very Jar Jar Christmas!

7. Merry Christmas Bitch!

8. A Very E.T. Christmas!

9. A Vampire Christmas!

10. A Robocop Christmas!

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