The Best Films of 2012!

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Here are my top 10 films of 2012. Underneath are links to the reviews I wrote for them. These really are the films I most enjoyed in 2012.

1. “Cloud Atlas

“Cloud Atlas” or “Human Connect the Dots”- my fuckin review

 

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2. “ParaNorman

“Paranorman” or “Ghosts, Zombies, Witches, Comedy and Honest Emotions”- my fuckin review

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3. “The Cabin in the Woods

“The Cabin in the Woods” or “The Feel Good Horror Movie of the Year”- my fuckin review

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4. “The Dark Knight Rises

“The Dark Knight Rises” or “My Penis Rises”- my fuckin review

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5. “Moonrise Kingdom

“Moonrise Kingdom” or “Kids in Love on an Island”- my fuckin review

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6. “Chronicle

“Chronicle” or “Please Let This Shit To Happen To Me”- my fuckin review

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7. “Django Unchained

“Django Unchained” or “Run, White Bitch, Run!” – my fuckin review

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8. “We Need to Talk About Kevin

“We Need To Talk About Kevin” or “We Need To Talk About Kevin, Cuz He is Asian!”- my fuckin review

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9. “Looper

“Looper” or “Two Bruce Willis Dicks for the Price of One” -my fuckin review

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10. “21 Jump Street

“21 Jumpstreet” or “Funny Ass Jumpstreet”- my fuckin review

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Honorable Mentions:

Spork – This movie was made last year but most people didn’t get to see it until 2012. It just wasn’t available. It’s amazing though and would have been high on my list!

“Spork” or “Finally A Movie I Understand”- my fuckin review

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Frankenweenie”  

“Frankenweenie” or “Frankenpecker”- my fuckin review

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Skyfall

“Skyfall” or “James Bond is Bisexual and Judi Dench is a Bitch”- my fuckin review

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The Raid: Redemption

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