“The Paperboy” or “Zac Efron in his Underwear and Murder”- my fuckin review

 

Here is my review for “The Paperboy“. This movie is crazy ass nutz and trashy. So I loved it. Okay so the movie starts off with a murder in white trash Florida. Now reporter Matthew McConaughey comes back to his hometown to investigate the murder with the help of his co-writer David Oyelowo  and Matthew’s younger brother Zac Efron. There is a white trash chick played by Nicole Kidman that is in love with John Cusack, who is charged with the murder. Now Zac is in love with Nicole, Nicole is in love with John, and Matthew is gay. Confused? You should be, but that’s what makes this movie interesting. This movie has some of the craziest and trashiest scenes ever. I love it. At one point Nicole pisses on Zac because he is stung by jelly fish. Later Nicole and John jerk off together in prison while Zac watches Nicole and Matthew watches John do it. WHAT THE FUCK! Then Matthew gets hog tied in a gay sex scene. This movie is nutz and amazing. Zac Efron is literally in his fucking underwear half the movie and Nicole does an amazing job playing Tampa Trash. Seriously this movie is interesting and real, you should check it out. Is it the best movie ever? No, but it’s interesting and keeps you guessing about shit until the end. The characters are real and perverted. So if you want to see Zac Efron grow up, Nicole be white trash, Matthew gay and hog tied, you love Florida, and you dig Murder then this movie is for you. Check it out for something different.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A.  Lee Daniels directed this movie. (Precious).  By his mid-twenties, he was working with Prince on Purple Rain (1984) and Under the Cherry Moon (1986).

B. I love you Nicole. I screen caped all this shit. Every shot is brilliant and trash can.

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C. I can’t live in Florida. Fuck that.

D. John Cusack was nasty in this movie. Fuckin Nasty!

E. Zac Efron in his undies the whole movie.

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F. This director is giving you the fucked up truth so I am down with him.

G. I understand trashy and nasty. Shit that’s real.

H. Matthew McConaughey hog tied and taking a shit in the second photo.

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I. Sometime I feel like Tampa trash.

J. The poster is cool.

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