“Spring Breakers” or “Spring Break Forever Bitches”- my fuckin review

Here is my movie review for “Spring Breakers“. Okay so it starts off with 4 girls in college and they want to go on spring break, but don’t have enough money. So they decide to rob a diner and get the money to go. When they get down there they are happy as shit and partying their asses off. Then they end up at party with drugs and the Atlanta Twins (Sidney Sewell and Thurman Sewell) and get arrested, but the Atlanta Twins have a good friend with cash that get their asses out. Enter James Franco as Alien. He bails their asses out and then the real crazy shit starts. Guns, boobs, jock straps (sorry no penis), neon bathing suits, killing, cursing and Britney Spears. This movie is nutz and amazing. I loved it for its violence and trashiness. James Franco should get a fuckin Oscar for this shit. I wish I was on spring break with all of them right fuckin now. The 4 girls (Selena GomezVanessa HudgensAshley Benson, and Rachel Korine) were fucked up and cool as shit. My favorite was Ashley Benson (At one point James Franco give a blow job to her gun) because she was fun to watch and seemed real. Blow job gun scenes are A-FUCKIN-MAZING! I liked how the girls viewed life as a video game and are just out for kicks. At one point they were even watching My LIttle Fuckin Pony! WOW to that shit! If you are looking for a violent, vulgar, black lights, and nutty ass real movie about spring break then go see this shit. I almost cried when they were all singing a song by Britney Spears. WHAT THE FUCK! It was beautiful. Seriously check this movie out and the director Harmony Korine is really an interesting director and gives you shit you have not seen before, but you really want to see. I want to see this shit again, and go on spring break.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. This scene is amazing. It’s so trashy and hot.

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B. Springggggg Breakkkkkkk!

C. There is a scene where they are all singing Britney Spears song “Everytime”, I almost cried it was so beautiful.

D. James Franco needs an Oscar for this movie. He makes every movie right. You will love him as this character.

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E. James Franco dancing.

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G. The Atlanta Twins are in this movie. They are twins that like to date the same girl and double penetrate their asses. This is not in the movie, this is real life. Photo by Dustin Chambers.

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H. James Franco gave a gun a blow job!

I. This poster is amazing. I love black lights.

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J. The score was composed by Cliff Martinez (Drive, ContagionPump Up the Volume) and Skrillex. It was amazing. I loved it. It sounded like a dance version of the movie “Contagion”.  Listen here.

K. Ashley Benson is the best. (Pretty Little Liars).

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L. They lived their spring break like they were in a video game. Who’s ass will win in the end?

M. We had a Spring Break themed party. Here is a pic from it.

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N. I wish I was on spring break with them right now.

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One response to ““Spring Breakers” or “Spring Break Forever Bitches”- my fuckin review

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