“Come Out and Play” or “Kids Today Will Kill The Fuck Out Of You”- my fuckin review

Here is my movie for “Come Out and Play“. Okay so the movie starts off with this married couple on vacation in some Spanish country. This is Francis (Ebon Moss-Bachrach) and Beth’s (Vinessa Shaw) last vacation before Beth has their baby. She is pregnant as fuck. So they take a small 2 seater boat to some tiny ass Island that Francis used to hang on or visit. When they get there they see some kids on the dock and they are laughing and playing and shit. Then they walk into the town and realize there is nobody there. Just kids on the hide. They begin to realize they are trapped and the kids have killed all the adults and are now after their asses. Think “Children of the Corn” on an island with happier kids killing. Now Francis and Beth are on the run from a shit load of brats. Okay so I dug this movie it was like a new version of “Children of the Corn” and maybe even more believable because it was on an Island, not in a town in America. The kids don’t act all sketchy and for the most part they are laughing and playing while they kill. Sketchy kids in movies are tired and not scary. So these kids were cool. The couple was believable and the pregnant wife Beth was bitchy and moody, which I liked. This movie really is a fun watch and you should check it out. So if you love “Children of the Corn”, Spanish kids, kids killing the shit out of people, a human head used as a ball, and can handle kids getting killed then this movie is for you. I liked it, even the ending was cool.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. These kids are pissed as fuck.

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B. It was Directed, Produced, Written, Filmed, and Edited by Makinov. He has only done this one movie, but he knew what to do to make it interesting and scary. Here is a video of him introducing the film for film festivals. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! AMAZING and SCARY!

C. If you are pregnant you should not be traveling to an island in the middle of nowhere. Sorry stay your pregnant ass near the hospital.

D. You can’t get away from a swarm of kids. They are like ants and they will bite that ass!

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E. I will hit a kid with a baseball bat if he is trying to eat me. FUCK THEM!

F. I like this poster.

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G. American audiences hate seeing kids or animals getting killed. Other countries could give a shit less. I am with the other countries. Sometimes kids and pets are evil. Fuck them!

H. She has her first body parts necklace. Good for her.

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I. I don’t want to go on vacation anywhere that I could be trapped. I ain’t into that shit.

J. Carry a knife with you when travel, you never know when kids will go ape shit and try to play with your intestines.

K. If you are wondering if they show kids getting killed, they do. They went there and I am glad they did.

L. This poster is weird to me.

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2 thoughts on ““Come Out and Play” or “Kids Today Will Kill The Fuck Out Of You”- my fuckin review

  1. I discovered this film by accident — it’s actually horrible (just a horror film). Total Children of the Corn, Miami and yes, do NOT go see it if you are pregnant.

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