“Maniac” (2013 remake) or “Elijah Wood Will Cut Your Fuckin Scalp Off” my fuckin review

Here is my review for the remake of “Maniac“. The movie opens with the point of view of someone watching some sexy ass ladies trying to get home from the clubs. It’s Elijah Wood! He is insane as fuck and killing chicks on the daily. He also restores mannequins for a living and keeps them in his bedroom with the scalps of  the girls he has killed, so that they have long pretty hair. HE FUCKIN CRAZY, but he really just wants to be loved. Later he meets this one hot girl and she is in to him and mannequins too, but he still digs those lovely lady scalps. It’s mostly shot from Elijah’s point of view which is interesting and you feel like your ass is the killer. Then he walks by a mirror and you see his super mind rape eyes, and you are frightening as fuck. ELIJAH you gave me the mother fuckin willies. Okay so I really dug this movie a lot. It was fucked up and crazy, and Elijah sold that shit. It was violent and bloody and the score was FUCKIN AMAZING! I was even okay with the point of view filming. It takes place today, but had an 80’s movie feel to it, due to the score, the shots of the city, and subway chase scene. Which I loved. It really is a cool horror film, and those mannequins creeped me the fuck out. For a minute I thought Elijah was going to fuck one of those mannequins. So if you love slasher films, Elijah Wood, mannequins, blood, and scalps then this is the movie for you. I loved it. I will see this when it comes out here June 21st and buy it on Blu Ray. GO SEE THIS FUCKED UP JAM! I will again when it comes out in the states!

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Elijah Wood is all good, and he is good in this movie. He got that creepy ass stare!

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B. The Director was Franck Khalfoun (P2 ,Wrong Turn at Tahoe). The Screenplay was written by Alexandre Aja (High Tension, The Hills Have Eyes).

C.  The score in this movie is by Rob. It was fucking incredible.

D. Elijah getting ready to party.

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E. Elijah doesn’t fuck a mannequin in this movie, but I wished he would have.

F. Gurllll your hair look good, but your forehead is fucked.

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G. They played “Goodbye Horses” by Q Lazarus in this movie. This was the hot jam from “The Silence of the Lambs“.

H. Run!!!! Elijah is on that ass!

I. Here is the girl he likes with her mannequins.

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J. Here is the trailer for the original 1980 “Maniac” movie. The old movie is more over-the-top than the new movie.

K. The poster is incredible. I want it bitch!

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