“White House Down” or “Channing Tatum Saves America” – my fuckin review

Here is my review for “White House Down“. The jam starts off with Channing Tatum trying to get a job as a secret service agent for President Jamie Foxx, but Maggie Gyllenhaal says  Channing ain’t good enough. So Channing and his daughter decide to take a tour of the White House. His daughter is obsessed with White House, which is weird as fuck. Meanwhile bad guys are setting up inside to take that shit down. The shit finally pops off when the bad guys take over the White House and kill a bunch of people (Americans). Now it’s up to Channing to save his daughter and America. He gets the help of President Jamie Foxx and they run around Killing people trying to get out! In the end Channing strips naked for America. Okay so I liked this movie, I thought it was going to be trash, but it was silly and funny. Channing and Jamie are entertaining and fun to watch on-screen together and it really felt like an updated “Die Hard” film. This shit is over the top for sure but it feels like the makers of the movie know that too, and just said fuck it and had fun with it. I wish they would have had a dance number at the end of the film though. So if you like Jamie Foxx, Channing Tatum, guns, missiles, the White House blowing up, Die Hard movies, and crazy ass characters then this movie is for you. You will have fun watching it. It’s not the best movie but it’s a goofy good time.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. I hope they make a part 2.

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B. Channing can fight, dance and strip. This makes him cooler bitch!

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C. Jimmi Simpson is one of the bad guys in this movie. He is also on “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” and I love him that show.

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D. The bad guys in this movie look like 80’s bad guys. Which means they are obvious and silly.

E. Jump bitch.

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F. There is a chase scene in the Presidential limo and that shit was insane and funny as hell.

G. Dancing at the end of the movie.

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H. Here is a music video about Channing Tatum by Jamie Foxx and Channing.

I. Channing has close guy friends too.

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J. This should have been the poster.  It would have sold more tickets I bet.

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K. Roland Emmerich (StargateIndependence DayGodzillaThe Day After Tomorrow2012ID Forever Part I) directed this film and has blown up the White House in 2 different films now. Most of his films have cool scenes but never make sense in the end. This one was presented as a fun romp, and so you accept it more.

L. There were no hot girls or love interests in this movie.

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M. If my daughter was into the White House I would beat her.

L. Channing is wearing the Bruce Willis outfit from “Die Hard”.

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