“Kick-Ass 2” or “Kiss-Ass Jim Carey” my fuckin review

Here is my review for “Kick-Ass 2“. Okay so the movie starts off where the first left off. Kick Ass (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) and Hit Girl (Chloë Grace Moretz) are still hanging and fighting crime. Red Mist is still a bad guy. This time Hit Girl runs into a crisis when she wants to be a normal teen girl and do girlie school shit. Now Kick Ass is alone and joins up with another group of super heroes. Meanwhile Red Mist becomes The Mother Fucker and goes after Kick Ass for revenge. Meanwhile Hit Girl is hanging out with rich snobby girls from school. Shit hits the fan when the good guys and bad guys fuck shit up in the end. Okay I loved the first movie and own that shit. The second just seemed like it was made just to make a sequel. Kick Ass was boring in this one and you felt no emotional attachment like you did in the first movie. The Mother Fucker (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) had a few funny lines here and there but was boring. He was also in this weird rape scene? WHAT THE FUCK. Jim Carey just creeped me out and his character didn’t make sense. One minute he is like NO cursing and love Jesus,  then the next minute they are cursing their asses off and blowing tricks heads off. Your films message is confusing and weird. Honestly you just keep hoping they cut back to Hit Girl the entire movie. The movie really was a mess with some funny parts here and there. I wanted to like this movie, but couldn’t. If you love the first one then you will be let down by the second one. I would just rent it when it comes out on Demand just for a few laughs and so that you can see Hit Girl one more time. So if you love shitty super hero sidekicks and villains, love some action, and boring characters then this is the movie for you. I will not buy it or watch it again.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. The new super hero characters were boring as shit and dumb.

B. Jim Carrey came off as a violent religious nut, and it was gross.

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C. Hit Girl was the best thing about this movie, but she was not in it enough. She rode a bike though.

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D. Jeff Wadlow directed this one. Kick-Ass 1 was directed by Matthew Vaughn. One was better.

E. Kick Ass shirtless

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F. The fight scenes were not memorable and all over the place.

G. I like the character name Night Bitch, but she sucked.

H. Christopher Mintz-Plasse was not ass funny as usual. Yes, I am a fan of his.

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I. The first movie was so much better, wait til your friend rents that shit ON DEMAND and watch with them for free.

J. There is a lot of color going on here.

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