“Blue Is the Warmest Color” or “A Lesbian Love Story From A to Z” – my fuckin review

Here is my review for the movie “Blue Is the Warmest Color“. The films beings with a high school girl named Adèle who is trying to figure out her sexuality and fit in with her straight girlfriends. She eventually dates a guy for a minute because others talk her into it. Then she sees a girl (Emma) with blue hair (think raver from the 90’s) walks by and falls in love. Eventually Adele talks to the Emma in a bar and they start to hang out, date and have sex. All Adele’s friends find out and get into a fight with her about her being a lesbian. Then we see all the good and bad that comes from being in a relationship. Ten minute sex scenes and all. Okay this movie was really well down and I dug it a lot. It really shows you a lesbian relationship beginning, middle and end. Then by the end your realize that a lesbian relationship looks just like any other relationship (I knew that already I am just being a smart ass). That everyone goes through the same things in a relationship. So really it’s about “your” relationships. The 2 girls were amazing and believable with every scene they were in. There was literally a 10 minute sex scene between them in the movie and you saw it all. “THEY BARE ALL”. At first I was like okay show that shit because this is what happens in real life and it’s honest. Then about 8 minutes in I was like wait a minute. Who directed this? Is he straight? Does he just want to see 2 lesbians bang for 10 minutes? Like some frat boy fantasy or some shit. After the movie I looked it up and there indeed was controversy over the sex scene. I will post a link below. Lesbians have told me that sex scene is too over-over-top. Straight guys love the scene. Gay guys and straight girls are confused and scared over it.  Anyway you watch and decide. I loved the movie, and I believe if you are going to do a movie about relationship then a big part of that is about sex and sexuality so you should show it and be honest. “Brokeback Mountain” tried but ended up having a terrible gay sex scene in it. It was basically a dude raping another dude, and we are supposed to believe that scene was them making love. Get real. Porn stars have sex that way and that shit ain’t real. Anyway I say check it out and maybe learn all relationships go through the same shit no matter your sex, sexuality, creed, or mother fucking color. Humans are humans and they deal with shit the same way bitch! SOOOO if you like lesbians, blue hair, 10 minute sex scenes, crying, coming of age stories, and movies that last 3 hours then this is the jam for you. It was a really good movie, just long as fuck!!!!!!! Take the kids. Sex is more real than fuckin Santa Claus bitch!

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A.Adèle Exarchopoulos (Adèle) and  Léa Seydoux (Emma) were both amazing in this movie and deserve awards.

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B. Directed by Abdellatif Kechiche. Is he a perv? Who knows, are you?

C. Here is a video of lesbians reacting to the 10 minute sex scene from the film.

D. It’s this real or this fake. I wish someone would have said in the theater while the sex was going on for 10 minutes “I’ll have what she’s having”.

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E. Break ups are always shitty like the kitty for everyone.

F. You see this dudes (Salim Kechiouche) boner in the movie also.

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G. Link to shit about controversy.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tag/blue-is-the-warmest-color-controversy

H. I loved this shot, and wish it was me.

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I. They should have played this song while they were having sex. Latour’s “Blue” from Basic Instinct.

J. This poster is nice and blue.

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K.

One response to ““Blue Is the Warmest Color” or “A Lesbian Love Story From A to Z” – my fuckin review

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