“Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones” or “Como Se Dice..? Demon”- my fuckin review

Here is my review for Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones!!!!!! The movie starts off with this Latino family living in these shitty apartments in California somewhere. Jesse (Andrew Jacobs) and Hector (Jorge Diaz) are best friends that just graduated high school and they are filming their lives and shit. They believe their neighbor is a Bruja (Spanish witch) so they lower a camera down a vent to her crib and film some shit. They see her doing witchy rituals on a naked girl in there. I just would have thought it was some weird ass orgy. Later the Bruja is dead so they break into her apartment to snoop around and get scared. Jesse eventually wakes up with a bite mark on his arm and doesn’t know how he got it, but now he has supernatural like powers. His friends think he is acting crazy and then he eventually goes demon. In the end they try to save Jesse from the witch coven that was in the other films and get the help from Latino gang members to blast that coven up. The ending is amazing. Okay so I enjoyed this movie. Yes, it is another found footage film, but if you can let that go you will like it. It really was spooky and fun to watch. I love that it’s a Latino family dealing with this shit this time. It was an interesting perspective, because it’s usually just honkeys running around screaming and dyeing. I love that witches are collecting kids for some demony purpose. I also love how if you watch all 5 films they really do connect and they even have characters from the past ones scooting around in this one too. It’s kind of like watching an amazing TV series and you are like 5 episodes in. Also the people in the theatre were jumping and screaming too. So if you love the first 4 films, Katie, Latinos, witches, demons, and shaky cameras then this is the movie for you. I dug it and thought it was scary Larry.  I will buy it on blu ray and I hope it’s extended too!

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Don’t break into a witch’s house. EVER!

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B. If you friend is possessed, FUCK HIM just get outta there.

C. If you see this woman she is a witch demon run! I love Katie Featherston and I love how she has been in all 5 movies and has become horror character.

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D. Christopher Landon wrote and directed this movie. He also wrote Paranormal Activity 2Paranormal Activity 3Paranormal Activity 4. This is why they all feel like one big movie and connect. Also his dad was Michael Landon

Chris Landon (ladies if you are interested he is single, but he is gay and likes bow ties so good luck)

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E. I hope they make more.

F. “Katie and Kristi 1988” is a hit. Paranormal Activity 3 was prequel to all the movies and it took place in 1988. The young demon versions of Katie and her sister Kristi make an appearance in part 5. Demons can time travel. I am serious.

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Here they are in part 5. Yes, they are the same actors from part 3!

Paranormal-Activity-The-Marked-Ones-e1389494192201G. If I was a marked one I would just go straight to the coven of witches and join them. Fuck it give me a pointed hat you witch.

H. I hope this starts a new genre of Latino based horror. I’m interested! Jesse (Andrew Jacobs) watching homemade porn video.paranormal-activity-the-marked-ones-1

Here is Andrew Jacobs outside the movie.

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I. Jesse’s grandmother tried to get the demons out by cracking eggs on his head. They were filled with demon blood though.

J. This poster is hot and I like it.

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