“Robocop” 2014 or “Robocock” -my fuckin review

Here is my review for “RoboCop“- 2014. Okay Robocop is back and this time he is made by Michael Keaton and Gary Oldman. Yes, this movie is a remake or reboot or re-imagining or whatever they call it now. The story begins with this cat named Alex Murphy, who is a cop that is trying to bust some big time assholes. He eventually gets to close and they blow his ass up. He is burnt the fuck up so this company gives him a new Robobody. He still has his mind though. Now he is Robocop and he is out to fuck bad guys, but he has too much emotions so they reprogram him to think more robotic. Until his wife and son get involved and bring his ass out of this Robocoma. In the end, Robocop shoots people up and meets up with Number 5 from “Short Circuit“. Okay so this movie was entertaining but that doesn’t mean it was a good movie. Yes, I love the original because of its over-the-top characters and violence. The new one tries to keep it more realistic, which is boring at times. I like the dude playing Robocop, but he was acting like a robot before he was a robot. Also his voice was not Robosynthed. Robocop’s partner was a male in this movie, in the old it was a girl. She was fucking amazing. I guess they didn’t want you to think the new Robocop was in love with his partner. So they made his new partner a guy this time. You know girls and guys can’t be friends or work together or anything. It really just makes you wanna go back and watch the original again. Some cool robot actions scenes but that’s it. You ain’t going to cry for his Roboass. So if you love robots, Robofighting, Roboshooting, Robosex, Roboboners, and Michael Keaton then this movie is for you. It was a fun one time watch. I will not buy it on Blu Ray.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Here is the new Robocop (Joel Kinnaman).Robocop Alex Murphy Joel Kinnaman

B. Me in the theatre dancing.

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C. Ed 209 looked hot.

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D. Does Robocop have a Robocock. This was not answered in the film. Lame.

E. This is creepy. Also one with visor down.

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F. People remade this scene from RoboCop– 1987 . It’s amazing.

I made this one with Robocop at Christmas.

G. Roborape face.

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H. Without Nancy Allen as Officer Anne Lewis what’s the fuckin point.

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I. Robocop playing chess poster.

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