“Muppets Most Wanted” or “Muppets Unwanted” my fuckin review

Here is my review “Muppets Most Wanted“. Okay so this film starts off where the last movie (“The Muppets” 2011- which I loved) left off. Kermit and the rest of the Muppets are wondering what the fuck they are going to do next. They decide to hook up with Ricky Gervais and then go on tour across Europe. This bad guy shows up that looks just like Kermit and Kermit gets arrested and is sent to a Russian prison. The fake Kermit takes his place in the Muppets and he and Ricky are actually crooks who are stealing shit from art galleries while the Muppets tour around Europe. Meanwhile in the Russian prison Tina Fey is the warden and Danny Trejo and Ray Liotta are prisoners there. In the end the Muppets go ape shit. Okay so I love the Muppets. I love the old movies and the one from 2011. I didn’t like this one. It just seemed thrown together to me and more kiddie than usual. It felt forced and all over the place and I was really let down. Even Janice sounded weird with her one line in this movie. The writers of the last one made it fun, entertaining and even emotional. This movie was just a mess and I wouldn’t want to watch it again. The songs were hokey too. I am sad about it. 😦 So if you love the Muppets, Ricky G., Tina Fey, Ty Burrell, and that’s about it then you might be entertained by this movie. I was not, and I just went back and watched the old ones again.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Miss Piggy is still hot though. I would get with that pig.

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B. I hope the Muppets do a horror comedy next.

C. Lady Gaga showed up for one second in a song. It was awkward though.

D. Tina Fey as a Russian Warden is hot but forced.

A scene from the new movie 'Muppets Most Wanted'

E. What I have learned about the Muppets is that the Muppets just need to be themselves. Weird, a little pervy, smart ass, and fun. This one was just too processed and by the numbers. James Bobin wrote and directed this movie and he also directed the one back in 2011 (“The Muppets“), but he didn’t write that one. The writer for Muppets 2011 was Jason Segel and Nicholas Stollerand they did a better job of updating them and having fun with them.

F. Céline Dion shows up and sings with Miss Piggy and you would think this would be amazing. It was not and seemed weird and out-of-place.

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G. The songs weren’t memorable in this movie either.

H. Walter was the big character in the last movie. He was irrelevant in this movie.

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I. Just skip this one and go watch “The Great Muppet Caper” or “The Muppets“.

J. Too many humans.

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