“Captain America: The Winter Soldier” or “Captain America: Buffalo Soldier” my fuckin review

Here is my review for “Captain America: The Winter Soldier“. Okay Captain America is back and he has been living in present day for a while now. So he knows about internet porn, CD’s, etc. He hangs out with his new best friend Falcon (I’m glad the Captain is not a racist) and they jog together. Later Shield and Scarlett Johansson are like “come on we got a new mission you prehistoric bitch”, so he and Scarlett go beat the shit out of everyone on a boat. Samuel L. Jackson is back and still giving orders to everyone with one eye and blowing people up. This time there is a new mysterious bad game name Winter Soldier and he has a metal arm, and dresses EMO as fuck. Shit hits the fan when Robert Redford shows up and starts fucking with everyone because he is pissed about all those wrinkles. In the end shit gets more nuts when giant battle ships are flying around blowing shit up. Okay so this movie was a lot of fun to watch and had some great action scenes in it. I ‘m glad they didn’t force some hokey ass relationship crap on us from Captain America and Scarlett. Shit really did seem real and not cheesy. Super heroes can get cheesy as fuck sometimes. There were some great action scenes with Samuel L. Jackson by himself without Captain America around, which I loved. We got to see how tough he really is. You will have fun watching this one and I have been surprised by both Captain America films now. I am not a big fan of the Iron Man films and Thor is just okay to me. I could watch Captain America’s film again. So if you love Marvel, Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Samuel L. Jackson, a death frisbee, and fight scenes then this movie is for you. It makes sense and is fun, so go see it.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Chris Evans makes a good super hero. He seems sincere and not cheesy. Which is hard to do wearing that “American” flag outfit. Also his lips were so pink in this movie.

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B. This should have been the theme song.

C. Gurllll you got iron fisted.

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Also Winter Soldier looks like he is an Russian screamo rock band.

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D. The score was poppin by Henry Jackman (This Is the EndG.I. Joe: RetaliationWreck-It RalphX-Men: First ClassKick-Ass). Here is a sample.

E. Emily VanCamp is in this movie as an agent and I hope she becomes Captain America’s love interest later. She is also on the TV show “Revenge“. I am into her.

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F. They should have played this during a fight scene.

G. He ain’t ever playing.

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H. He may be from a different time but he already has a Facebook https://www.facebook.com/CaptainAmerica.

I. Iron Man and The Hulk were on vacation in this movie.

J. I like this poster more than the other ones. Also coming soon “Captain America 3“. 

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2 responses to ““Captain America: The Winter Soldier” or “Captain America: Buffalo Soldier” my fuckin review

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