“Under The Skin” or “Under The Foreskin” my fuckin review

Film Review Under the Skin

She sees you!

Here is my review for “Under the Skin“. It’s hard to talk about this movie without giving it away. My suggestion is to watch it first and not even watch the trailer. That’s what I did. Okay so Scarlett Johansson is in this movie and she is luring dudes to some fucked up place and doing fucked up shit. They are all naked and the dudes have boners. Then She leaves a baby on a beach. In the end her coochie is weird. Okay I kept it vague so as not to ruin it. I liked this movie a lot. It was weird, creepy and fucked up. Scarlett is great in this weird ass movie and all the crazy shit you see in this movie is worth it. It really is eery and creepy as fuck. The score is amazing and scary and you will wonder what the fuck is going on, then you will think about it for days after watching it. See this shit! So if you love Scarlett, weird shit shot well, boners, boobs, creepy shit, a man with a deformed face and Scarlett falling then watch this movie! I want to buy it and I already ganked the score for it.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. There was a baby on a beach. It was great.

B. There were erect dicks in this movie. Here is Paul Brannigan nude.

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C. There were boobies in this movie.

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D. The score was composed by Mica Levi and it is amazing, creepy and sexy. Here is a sample.

E. This dude is real and you also see his dick.13091102_Under_the_Skin_04 (1).jpg

F. Scarlett fell in a scene in this movie, but the camera was so far away that people thought that she just fell and busted her ass for real. Turns out she was acting in this movie. It became a popular Internet meme in which users would Photoshop Johansson into various situations and throw her shade. Turns out it was acting bitches.

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G. This was directed by Jonathan Glazer (BirthSexy Beast). As well as these music videos. He is shit is weird but interesting.

H. There are no character names in this movie.

I. The poster is cute and says it all.

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One response to ““Under The Skin” or “Under The Foreskin” my fuckin review

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