“Ouija” or “Don’t Fuck With That Board Honkey!” my fuckin review

My review for “Ouija“. Okay so basically this white girl starts fucking with a Ouija board, then it kills her ass. Then her best friends come in to contact her ass on the same board to see what happened to her. So then they get fucked with. Honestly that is about all that is going on in this film. It’s quiet and seems to never really go anywhere. I love that Lin Shaye is brought into all these horror movies now. She was in “Insidious” and “Insidious: Chapter 2“. I even liked the cast of this movie, but it just didn’t seem like there was much for them to do. Sitting around a table gets old after a while I guess. They have never seen “The Exorcist” I guess. In that movie Reagan gets possessed by the demon cuz she is fucking with the Ouija board alone. Also the same thing happens in the movie “Witchboard“. Learn a lesson bitch. Maybe it’s hard to make board games scary on film. So if you love a bunch of teens sitting around a Ouija board for an hour and half and looking serious and then some ghosts show up then check this movie out. If you have kids and or teens they may think it’s scary and it’s pretty PG. Wait for Netflix.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. What if the ghost can’t spell?

B. Before using a Ouija Board.

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After using a Ouija Board

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C.  Here is me being interviewed about Ouija Boards.

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D. I like Olivia Cooke from “Bates Motel” and “The Quiet Ones“. She is fun and always seems real. Keep putting her in horror movies.

E. Shut up bitch!

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F. Watch “Witchboard” and learn.

G. White girls when they first get a Ouija and are trying to be cute. DEAD!

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H. This movie was directed by Stiles White. It’s the first movie he Directed.

I. The music is composed by Anton Sanko. He has done nothing memorable yet.

J. I guess it’s to the point.

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