“Chappie” or “The Band Die Antwoord Raises A Robot”- my fuckin review

Here is my review for “Chappie“. Okay so it’s the near future and Anderson Cooper still works for CNN and the band Die Antwoord are on the run from the law and robbing and killing people. This robotics engineer named Deon, who works for Sigourney Weaver, has secretly figured out how to make a robot think and feel. This robot is called Chappie and is being raised by a couple named Ninja and Yo-Landi of the band Die Antwoord. They are literally teaching Chappie how to steal, shoot, kill, and be gangsta. He is like a little kid learning shit for the first time. They give his ass a gun and a rubber chicken to play with. Later Chappie just wants to be loved and to continue to exist in a harsh ass world, but Hugh Jackman is a bitch and sends a big ass robot to kill him. This big robot is like “RoboCop“s Ed 209. In the end can Chappie survive living with an insane dance band? Okay this movie is nuts but in a good way. It’s pretty non-stop and entertaining but not in the way you think. It really is about the band Die Antwoord raising this robot to be violent and vulgar. Not about Artificial Intelligence. It’s a strange ass movie and I guess you think it’s going to be like “Short Circuit” or some shit, but it’s not. It feels like a lot of other Sci-fi movies but in the end it’s not like any of them. Funny at times and then violent the next. That’s why it can’t be a great movie. It doesn’t know what movie it is I guess. I did like it a lot, but because it was ape shit nuts, but I think people will be turned off by its left and right driving. You never know where it’s going. Even then end is nuts. Amazing, but nuts. I would defiantly check it out. It was a lot of fun, but just know it ain’t Short Circuit or Robocop Etc. So if you love Neill Blomkamp‘s movies, robots, cursing, violence, Die Antwoord, chase scenes and rubber chickens then this is the movie for your ass. It was for me. It was crazy as fuck.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Dev Patel is in this movie and I hope he becomes a bigger star (SkinsSlumdog MillionaireThe Last AirbenderThe NewsroomThe Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel).

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B. Sigourney Weaver is in this and she is great in anything she is in. Put her in anything. Here she is pissed on the phone. 

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C. Hugh Jackman has a mullet in this movie.

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D. The score was great. Here is a sample of Hans Zimmer‘s score.

E. Ninja and Yo-Landi Visser literally play themselves in the movie. They are in the band “Die Antwoord”. Here they are not fuckin around.

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Here is one of their videos and a song they used in the movie.

F. This was directed by Neill Blomkamp (District 9– I liked, Elysium– I hated here is my review https://eddieraysmoviereviews.wordpress.com/2013/08/26/elysium-or-matt-damon-saves-latino-earth-my-fuckin-review/, Untitled Neill Blomkamp/Alien Project– Coming soon).

G. Number 5 would have gotten his broke off and handed to him if he were in this movie.

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H. Sharlto Copley plays Chappie. Here is what he looked like with the robot graphics and shit over him. Honestly it looked real as fuck. 

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I. There is an ED 209 looking robot in this movie called the MOOSE.

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J. They say “Mother Fucker” a lot in this movie and I am glad.

K. This poster is cute as shit.

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One response to ““Chappie” or “The Band Die Antwoord Raises A Robot”- my fuckin review

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