“Mad Max: Fury Road” or “Mad Max: What The Fuck Just Happened! YES” -my fuckin review

My review for “Mad Max: Fury Road“. First of all I love “Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome“, but I’m not a huge fan of “Mad Max” or “Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior” but they are fun movies. They are all good, but I’m just not a huge fan of them bitch! George Miller Directed this movie and all the other Mad Max films. Okay so a new Mad Max is back and he is still crazy after all these years. Maybe more crazy. He has visions of his dead daughter non-stop. He also got that crazy eye. The film begins with Max getting captured by these bald pale ass dudes called “War Boys” who are led by this creepy bitch named Immortan Joe. Joe is a white haired womanizer who sends his favorite truck driver Furiosa (Charlize Theron) to go get gas for their city, but she has her own plans for herself and other women that he treats as his property. Max gets caught up in the mix when a War Boy named NUX uses him as a hood ornament and blood bag. Yes, this movie is nuts and it’s amazing. Now the chase is on and Joe wants his property back. In end Max and Furiosa learn that women rule and men ruin everything literally.

 Okay this movie is fuckin incredible. What the fuck just happened? What the fuck did I just watch? I was literally on the edge of my seat! This is not just another action movie. It’s not a bunch of jumbled up CGI bullshit mixed up on the screen. It’s big, real, and epic. There’s shit load of cars and trucks driving through the fuckin desert, shit is blowing up for real, and people are flying around on poles for real. Seriously you are just fuckin staring at the screen with your mouth hanging open. It is a non-stop apocalyptic thrill ride literally.

Now the women! The women in this movie are the real stars. They are the real heroes. Charlize Theron as Furiosa is incredible because she is tough as fuck and emotional. She is an action hero for 2015. REAL! We have seen male driven action movies since the beginning of film and that shit is played out. James Cameron gave us Ellen Ripley in Aliens and Sarah Connor in Terminator 2: Judgment Day. Now George Miller gave your ass Furiosa. She only has one fuckin arm!!!!!! Which they never talk about. Not once in the movie does anyone ever says she is handicapped or disabled. It shouldn’t be talked about it. It’s not an issue until it’s talked about or called out. It’s just life and in this world ain’t nobody got time for that. She is strong and will fuck you up. That’s amazing and brilliant. Even Mad Max’s lone wolf attitude to things is shattered because only when he teams up with others does his life get better. One man might can make a difference, but a village can raise hell, throw a party and have an orgy. All the characters in this movie really were amazing, interesting, fun, over-the-top, real, emotional, honest, and you want to be them for Halloween. George Miller directed this epic movie and he is 70 years old and he deserves and oscar for making this feminist action thrill ride. This is a must see in the theater. Do not wait for DVD or Netflix! See it big and loud! So if you love Mad Max, action, strong women, amazing characters, cool costumes, epic movies, shit that looks and feels real, and edge of your seat fun then go see this movie right now! I saw it 3 times already and want to see it again and again.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Tom Hardy is amazing. I love him as Mad Max. I want to see more of him as MAD MAX! If you are wondering in the movie “Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior” the Mad Max character only had 16 lines of dialogue in the entire film, and two of them were: “I only came for the gasoline.” He is a character of few words which I like. The world is fucked up and you aren’t going to be running your mouth a lot. Plus there is not a lot of water and dust so keep your mouth shut bitch.

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B. Charlize Theron is the real hero in this movie. It’s 2015 and the real action hero is not a big dumb muscle-bound dude. She’s a smart tough as nails woman, that is missing an arm. We have seen a million movies where the emotionless man is the hero and that shit is lame and played the fuck out. This feels like real life to me. Furiosa feels like real life to me. She is tough but gets hurt and looks it. Somebody give her an Oscar right now. I love that her name her tough name is Furiosa and her other name is Katie ConCannon of the Swaddle Dogs.

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C. Here is my apocalyptic short. It is so fun to dress up this way. Most the time I dress this way and go to work bitch.

D. This is my favorite shot in the whole movie. Immortan Joe driving with his hair blowing in the wind.

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He was played by Hugh Keays-Byrne, who also played Toecutter in the original “Mad Max” in 1979.

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E. George Miller also directed Twilight Zone: The Movie (segment “4”) the one with the gremlin on the wing of the plane, The Witches of EastwickBabe: Pig in the CityHappy FeetHappy Feet Two and he wrote and produced Babe. So his shit is weird and amazing. 

F. Nicholas Hoult is amazing as NUX the war boy, by the end you love him.

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G. This score is amazing! It was done by Junkie XL. He was a big techno artist in the 90’s but has been hoping up here and there on scores. I have been listening to it non-stop! Listen to the best track.

You may remember he did this jam in the movie “Blade”.

H. Honestly this movie is pretty amazing and fun. Don’t miss it on the big screen. Y0u will have fun watching it. There are some mens rights groups hating is because women are strong in it. Yes, I’m serious. Men can be such fuckin babies about every fuckin thing. Here is an article so that you believe me.

Men you are fuckin stupid. Furiosa is the real deal in this movie. Take your daughters, mothers, wives, sisters, etc to see this movie.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/15/entertainment/mad-max-fury-road-boycott-mens-rights-thr-feat/

I. This is the Doof Warrior. This guy literally plays the guitar as they chase Mad Max. So yes this is also amazing.

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J. A video looking at the stunts in real time. Amazing.

K. The poster. YES!

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3 thoughts on ““Mad Max: Fury Road” or “Mad Max: What The Fuck Just Happened! YES” -my fuckin review

  1. Mad max was an awesome movie. Went to watch it with my son, but definitely need to take my daughter to watch it. Charlize Theron definitely was the centre of this movie.
    Favorite car: those hedgehog looking things.

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