“The Visit” or “Old Folks Are Creepy As Fuck” my fuckin review

Here is my review for “The Visit“. Okay yes, this is an M. Night Shyamalan movie. So everyone is going in pre hating this film I guess. I mean shit I feel bad for his ass. Yes, he has made some terrible shit, but he has also made some good shit too. Fuck give the bitch a break. Okay so this film starts off with two kids going to stay with their grandparents whom they have never met. Their mom had a fight with them when she was young and they have not spoken since. Now the kids wants to go and hang with them for week in the hopes that they can get their mom and grandparents to talk again and also make a documentary about it. Yes, it’s found footage, but remember in 2015 that really just means they will talk to the camera. It’s HD and the camera doesn’t really shake anymore. So the brother (Tyler) and sister (Becca) go to their grandparents (Nana and Pop Pop) for the week and everything starts off great. Then shit gets weirder and weirder. Then creepy and then Scary. In the end all hell, clothes and shit breaks loose. Okay so this movie was great and a lot of fun to watch. It is simple and not complex which is a good thing. It’s creepy and scary, but also funny. The kids will have you laughing your tired ass off and the grandparents doing crazy shit will too. When you see it then you will see what I am saying. This a weird ass sort of Hansel and Gretel story but without witches. Maybe M. Night should stick to horror because they always seem to turn out pretty good. He really has gotten a raw deal with his films. Yes, he has directed some shit, but he has also made some fun movies too. I mean they all can’t be zingers. Shit pick a director, then realize they ain’t all classics bitch. Is this a horror masterpiece? No, but it’s funny creepy bedtime story that I enjoyed watching. There are some cheesy moments and some “just run bitch” moments too. Yet still it was a fun ride. Meanwhile if you want to see a creepy, funny, scary, fucked up, nutty ass, entertaining, horror movie then this is the movie for you. I want to see it again with an audience because we had so much fun watching it with the first audience. I will buy this bitch on Blu Ray!

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Deanna Dunagan as Nana is amazing. She is funny, creepy and memorable. You will love her and want to be her for Halloween. 

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B. Peter McRobbie as Pop Pop was crazy as fuck. He will shit on you.

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C. Here is a list of M. Night Shyamalan‘s films/TV. Really about half and half. I guess he really got a raw deal. Many directors have things they love to do in their films that make them “their” films. You know when it’s a John Carpenter film etc., because they all have a filmmaking style. M. Night has his twist endings and people hate him for it for some reason. They roll their eyes it. I mean I guess he just love Twilight Zone endings. 

The Good:

The Sixth SenseSignsUnbreakableThe VillageWayward Pines

The Bad:

Lady in the WaterThe HappeningThe Last AirbenderAfter Earth.

D. She crazy!

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E. Ed Oxenbould as Tyler was really funny and helped carry this film. The way he cursed was great too. You will see. 

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G. Honestly go check this movie out. It’s simple, fun and creepy. Watch it with a crowd.

H. Olivia DeJonge as Becca is the filmmaker in the movie. She looks like a vulcan, but she sold it.

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I. Old people do creepy ass shit. Also shit is nasty!

J. The poster is cute.

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One response to ““The Visit” or “Old Folks Are Creepy As Fuck” my fuckin review

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