“Final Girls” or “For The Love of Slasher Movies” my fuckin review

Here is my review for “The Final Girls“. I love slasher movies! Okay not all of them shit. This film starts off with a lady named Amanda (Malin Akerman) who used to be in slasher movies back in the 1980’s. She has a daughter named Max (Taissa Farmiga) who loves her and they get along but the dad is a no-show. They live ghetto style because slasher films aren’t paying the fuckin bills anymore. Tragedy strikes when they get into a wreck and the mother is dead as fuck. Time passes and Max’s friends are showing her mom’s film “Camp Bloodbath” at special screening and want Max to be there to talk about her mom being in the film. Shit pops off in the theater when there is a fire and her and her friends get trapped/teleported inside the slasher film that her mom starred in back in the day. Now they are living the film out. 2015 meets 1980 something. They are literally trapped inside “Camp Bloodbath”. They have to go through the horror movie motions to survive the film and get out the fuck out. Who is the final girl and will she survive? Okay this movie is a lot of fun and is really funny too. If you love horror movies you will get the jokes and laugh too bitch. My favorite character in the film was Tina, she is the party girl in the 80’s film “Camp Bloodbath”. There is always a “Tina” in horror movies. Start paying attention to that shit. Honestly it’s a lot of fun to see 2015 horror knowledge meet 1980’s no horror knowledge characters. The cast is great and it’s a group of people who you love and recognize from other films and TV shows. It really is a fun throw back to 80’s slasher films and a must see if you love these movies. There is even some emotional moments. So if you love horror movies, slasher films, Friday 13th, comedy, Bette Davis Eyes and weird time travel then this is the movie for you. I loved it. Go watch and love. How can I pay to go do this for the weekend!!!!!

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Taissa Farmiga (American Horror Story), Nina Dobrev (The Vampire Diaries), Thomas Middleditch (Silicon Valley), Alexander Ludwig (VikingsThe Hunger Games) and Alia Shawkat (Arrested Development) were all likable and you would want to hang with. A must in a horror movie.

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B. Here is a sample of the score by Gregory James Jenkins. Someone to be on the listen for.

C. Directed by Todd Strauss-Schulson (A Very Harold & Kumar 3D ChristmasThe Inbetweeners).

D. Tina aka Angela Trimbur (Major Lazer) was my favorite character. Her stripping scene is amazing!

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E. The song “Bette Davis Eyes” by Kim Carnes was played in the movie and it was amazing.

F. Malin Akerman (Childrens Hospital) was real and sold it as the mother/horror films star. 

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G. Here is an interview with Taissa Farmiga, Nina Dobrev, and Malin Akerman talking about the film.

H. Here is the slasher.

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I. Adam DeVine is funny in everything.

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J. A “Final Girl” is the last girl to survive in a horror movie. In case you didn’t know. Ya know the smart one or virgin or whatever. She lives to fight the main monster another day.

K. The poster. I love it.

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One response to ““Final Girls” or “For The Love of Slasher Movies” my fuckin review

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