“Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials” or “Get Outta The Scorch Bitch” -my fuck review

Here is my review for “Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials“. This is the sequel to “The Maze Runner” which I dug. Okay this movie starts off right where the last one left off. Our crew is saved by another Govt. group and taken outside the maze to a base, but they soon find out from that guy from Game of Thrones that everybody is a goddamn liar! So now the Maze Posse team up with some new friends and they are all on the run again but this time outside where the Earth is a burned out apocalyptic shit hole called “The Scorch”. There they run into some crazy zombie like people and all kinds off dickheads, all while on the way to try to find people who might help them in the hills. Who can they trust? Will they get their asses Scorched? Watch to find out bitch! Okay I liked this movie too, it pretty much keeps moving the whole time and the setting keeps changing throughout the film. The first film they were trapped in the maze the whole time, and this one they are on the go. I like the cast a lot and the main guy, played by Dylan O’Brien, is a likable/”real” guy. He is not packed full of muscles or a superhero type. He seems like a real bitch, someone you would know. Not a Hemsworth or some shit like that. I do love this apocalyptic setting a lot too, but the mystery of the first film is gone. You really know what is going on in this film and it’s  GO, GO, GO. The ending is obviously open for another film because there is another book, and yes I do want to see that shit also. These films are way more entertaining and interesting to me than those sad ass “Divergent” films. If you like post apocalyptic/dystopian films about attractive people on the go fighting zombie like monsters and sand everywhere then you will love this shit. I liked it and it was fun to watch.

The Trailer:

The Facts Bitch:

A. Dylan O’Brien is interesting action star because it’s like someone you know. This is seems real to me and I like it.

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B. Thomas Brodie-Sangster is good in these movies and has a memorable face. He needs to curse more.

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C. The Maze Runner: The Death Cure  is not coming out until 2017 fuck! This is the next movie.

D. Kaya Scodelario was in Skins and she is cool but quiet in these movies. 

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E. Directed by Wes Ball. He also directed the first one and the next one. 

F. Maze/Scorch Posse.

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G. Lili Taylor and Aidan Gillen show up. Lili Taylor is always gold.

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H. I do love a good waste land.

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This should have been the poster. Dylan and Thomas about to make out. Haha

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