“10 Cloverfield Lane” or “Cloverfield 2- You Go Gurl!” – My fuckin review

Here is my review for “10 Cloverfield Lane“. Okay so this a sequel to “Cloverfield” (2008) but you really don’t have to see the first to see this one. Also this film is not a found footage film. Just so you know. Okay so this film starts off with Michelle who has broken up with her boyfriend and leaving town. She ends up getting into a car accident and waking up in John Goodman’s doomsday bunker. It is sealed up tight too. John tells her the end has come and that he saved her life. Now the real craziness begins. Has the end really come, or is he nuts? Are there Cloverfield monsters outside? Will she get out? It’s honestly non-stop action and tension the whole time. It’s cat and mouse bitch. Michelle (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) is one of the toughest and smartest female characters ever. You can’t stop her ass. I would have given up 15 minutes into the movie. Her fuckin ass don’t quit! John Goodman is creepy as fuck one minute and lovable the next. They are both great with each other. This movie is straight up Twilight Zone and you will love watching it because you will not get bored once. The ending is crazy as fuck and there were these ladies in front of me in the theater that were basically standing up and screaming by the end. The score by Bear McCreary will keep you excited as well. Go see it if you want that crazy thrill ride. I will buy this bitch on Blu Ray and I hope they make more.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Mary Elizabeth Winstead (The ReturnedA Good Day to Die HardAbraham Lincoln: Vampire HunterThe Thing Prequel, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Ramona Flowers, Grindhouse– Lee, Black ChristmasFinal Destination 3Sky HighThe Ring Two) Was great in this movie and literally was the toughest/smartest female character I have seen in a while. She didn’t stop fighting once. Mary’s background has been a lot of horror movies. So you will recognize her face from that. 

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B. John Goodman sells it in this movie and he is lovable and creepy as fuck at the same time. 

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C. Directed by Dan Trachtenberg who has basically only made short films. I can’t wait to see what he does next.

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D. John Gallagher Jr. (The Newsroom) was cool in this movie also. Somebody to look out for. 

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E. The score was great by Bear McCreary (Battlestar GalacticaTerminator: The Sarah Connor ChroniclesThe Walking Dead) and had that old school composer feel. Listen here it’s great.

F. Bradley Cooper was the voice of Ben on the phone. Cray cray. 

G. The voice on the radio was Sumalee Montano who also does the voice for Arcee on Transformers Prime

H. Cute.

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One response to ““10 Cloverfield Lane” or “Cloverfield 2- You Go Gurl!” – My fuckin review

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