“Deadpool” or “Ryan Reynolds Dick Is Burned”- My fuckin review

My review for “Deadpool“. Okay after seeing a million Deadpool costumes at Dragon con here is the real movie. Okay so Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool and the movie starts off and shit if popping off and it’s violent and there is a lot of cursing so I am interested. We really have not seen a rated R superhero movie since “Blade” so it takes you a minute to get adjusted to it, but you are happy about it. Then Ryan tells us in flashbacks how he became Deadpool and met his honey. It’s sad but real, and violent etc. You know, lost loves and burned up dicks and shit. He teams up with a couple of X-Men and in the end there is a big comedy showdown. Okay so this movie was a lot of fun to watch, because we haven’t seen a superhero movie like this. It’s more vulgar, smart ass, and honest (for a superhero movie) than the other Marvel films. Ryan is a funny bitch and keeps shit entertaining and even if you are straight you probably want to sleep with him because he will make you laugh in bed etc. I love all the weird characters around Deadpool too like his roommate, his best friend, and the X-Men they chose to be in it. They are just weird and interesting. I even love that at times Deadpool comes off Bi-sexual or Asexual or Pansexual or whatever. It’s definitely a fun/fucked up ride. It’s worth the watch and it’s rated R. Part 2 here we come! Also you get to see Ryan fight nude all burnt the fuck up Freddy Krueger style. We have never seen that terrible shit before.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Ryan is funny but goes ugly when he is burned up. Sometimes the humor gets old and it’s like chill for a second bitch, but he is all good.

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B. They showed Ryan’s burnt dick.

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HAHAHA burned!

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C. I feel like Colossus was better in X-2.

DEAD POOL Version

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X-Men version

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D. This was a fun movie to watch and it was different from all the other superhero shit we sit through for the past few years.

E. Directed by Tim Miller (Short Rockfish, Short Aunt Luisa)

F. She was cool and should have sung a song.

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G. I LOVE THIS SONG! The music they chose to play was fun in this movie.

I LOVE DMX!

H. Junkie XL did the score.

I. Leslie Uggams plays Blind Al. 

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J. Cute.

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