“Star Trek Beyond” or “Star Trek 3- We On The Ground This Time”- My fuckin review

Here is my review for “Star Trek Beyond“. The Enterprise is back and they are bored as fuck! They have been out to space driving around for a few years exploring, but like any job shit gets old. This is beginning of the new movie and it feels real and honest, which I loved. Meanwhile the characters seem over it and not excited to be in space, so they decide to park at a big ass space station to chill for a minute. While they are there and Sulu is visiting his husband and daughter they get a distress call. So they go to investigate, while trying to help the bad aliens show and whip their asses star stupid and they are stranded on a planet and the race is on to figure shit out with the aliens and each other. Then get off the planet and save the universe. 

Okay so I love the cast to these new Star Trek films and all 3 have been fun and action packed and emotional. I really hope they keep making more of these with this cast. A lot of this movie takes place on a planet but that is interesting because we are so used this cast being on a ship. It’s more like the TV show. I like that too. It’s different for the films. The ship blows up in this one just like in the old Star Trek 3, which is also great. I like how similar things happen in the new movies that happened in the old movies. I also liked how they paired the cast up and separated them, so that we could get to know their characters better. Also how they are changing their dynamics because history is altered now. Like Sulu being gay and having a husband and daughter. Which is about time really. They did a good making Kirk and Spock look bored with their jobs and space travel. Shit work is boring sometimes. Don’t get me wrong there are some weak points here and there in the film. Idris Elba seemed out-of-place while in makeup then when it came off he sold the shit out of it. I enjoyed watching it and I will buy it when it comes out on Blu Ray. So if you love action, adventure, Sulu gay, The Beastie Boys, and the Star Trek Universe then check this shit out. You will dig it. I wish they had a big dance off at the end.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto sell that shit every time and they are great as these characters. You believe they are best friends. 

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B. Rihanna made this song and video for the movie. It’s cute.

C.  Justin Lin directed this one.  He did a good job and it was different and fun. 

D. John Cho is great in these movie and I’m glad they are branching his character out and making him gay with a husband and child. It makes sense.

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E. Anton Yelchin is awesome in this movie and every movie he was in. He will be missed. Here is an article about his death. 

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/anton-yelchin-died-within-a-minute-of-freak-accident-w210756

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F. Michael Giacchino is brilliant. I love him. Listen here.

G. I do love this poster too and it’s modeled after an old one.

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H. Idris Elba as Krall was great when the makeup came off. When it was on I didn’t even know it was him and was bored. When it came off I was like fuck he should get and Oscar. 

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I. Beastie Boys- The theme song for all 3  new Star Trek movies.

J. I love this poster.

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