“Doctor Strange” or “Shit got Strange” my fuckin review

Here is my review for “Doctor Strange“. Okay so I don’t know what number Marvel we are on anymore fuck it. This movie starts off with a rich doctor names Dr. Strange. He is stuck up his own ass too. He eventually is texting/doctoring while driving and wrecks and fucks up his doctor hands. Now he can’t do brain surgery anymore or whatever. So he hates life and his not girlfriend. So he decides to go to the himalayas or some shit to find the whitest person on Earth, Tilda Swinton to help him. She is bald, pale and wearing all white, but she can do magic like a mother fucker. She teaches Dr. Strange magic and now he can open up portals and fight and shit. Later Hannibal shows up to fuck shit up and kill everyone and it’s a showdown of magic. Buildings are folding up and flying around and shit. It’s crazy as fuck in 3D. Okay so this movie was fun and the magic and 3D was great. Cumberbatch can be weird in shit sometimes to me but he was cool as the character. I like that Marvel is getting into Magic and more over the top shit. I was in love with the way they used their hand to do magic, I am over that wand shit in the Harry Potter movie. If I have magical powers I am going to fuck people up.  In this movie it looked they were fucking Voguing. It really it is a visually crazy ass ride. Go see it in the theater if you can so you will get dizzy as fuck. So if you love Magic, marvel movies, and Cumberbatch then this movie is for you. It was a lot of fun to watch. Check this shit out.

The Trailer:

The Strange Facts:

A. Benedict Cumberbatch Some people love him, some don’t. I think he is okay. He is good as this shit bitch. 

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B. Rachel McAdams was she in this movie? She was boring in it. 

C. Tilda Swinton is white in this movie. She is sill good though. I think she might be an alien in real life. 

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Ummm she looked like Vger from Star Trek: The Motion Picture though. 

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D. I need a sling ring. So that I can sling my ass somewhere else.

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E. Mads Mikkelsen is literally great in anything. Give him all the roles. Hannibal forever.

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F. This film was directed by Scott Derrickson (SinisterDeliver Us from EvilThe Exorcism of Emily RoseHellraiser: Inferno). He has mainly directed horror films. Weird. 

G. I love when people do magic with their hands. The movement in this film was great! I hate wands.

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Madonna doing magic

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H. The score was great by Michael Giacchino. Listen to the funky end credit song. Michael is a brilliant composer and the best of today.

I. The poster is strange.

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