“Rogue One: A Star Wars Story” or “A Serious Fuckin Star Wars” – my fuckin review

Here is my review for Rogue One: A Star Wars StoryOkay so this movie takes place right before the 1977 “Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope“. It starts off with Hannibal hiding from the Empire because he is helping make the new Death Star. He has a little girl name Jyn. The Empire shows up and takes his ass away to work on that shit for life.  Now Jyn is an adult and pissed, she gets recruited by the rebellion to help find her dad and the plans to blow the death star up. She joins forces with a bunch of dudes and a shade throwing robot. On the journey she learns that her ass should have voted cuz now the Empire is in charge and she fucked up. They eventually figure out where the plans are and there is a big space battle and beach battle. Darth Vader even shows up and he ain’t having shit!

Okay so I liked this movie a lot because it’s the most real and grounded Star Wars movie ever made. They all have a light-hearted feel to them and this one doesn’t, it’s feel real and depressing. For the first time it really felt like they were fighting for something in the universe. Like shit was dire. Honestly I thought I was not going to be into the characters but I really liked all of them. They didn’t seem so forced and over-the-top to me either. Even the Shadebot K-2SO felt more real than most actors I have seen all year in other films. He was bitchy and honest. Diego Luna‘s character even killed a good guy and he is also a good guy. That shit is great. Good people doing bad things. The ending is also sad and amazing to me. That’s some shit you never see in these kinds of big Hollywood movies. So I loved that too. No cheesy love scenes! Serious as fuck. Depressing as fuck. Real as fuck. It really was a cool, interesting and entertaining Star Wars movie to me. “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” even seemed like a lot of plot holes and silly jokes etc, but this one was the first Star Wars movie that felt like a “Film” that wasn’t just scenes and characters glued together just for the sake of Star Wars. It really is something that could be judged as a separate film. So if you love Star Wars, heroes that aren’t perfect, Bor-Gullet, dire situations, interesting characters and Dart Vader cameos then this is the movie for you. It really is a serious and more grounded Star Wars movie. They really wanted to make something separate from the other films. Which is a good thing. We have seen 7 movies that feel the same, so give me something new. This was it, whether you like it or not. I love it.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A.Felicity Jones is real and believable. I was into her and she makes a great hero. She sold it. 

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B. Here is the fashion from the movie that I saw at San Diego Comic Con. I want it.

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C. Diego Luna is great and you felt like he was really fighting for something. He was a sketchy hero. 

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He had a three way once in “Y Tu Mamá También“.

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D. K-2SO was a SHADE BOT! He was funny and a bitch and seemed more real than most actors I have seen in other films this year. His voice is played by “Fireflys” Alan Tudykk-2so-in-star-wars-rogue-one

 

E. Michael Giacchino is brillant. He is one of the best composers of today but I heard only had a few weeks to work on this score. He was brought in after another composer was let go. This is the first Star Wars score that is not John Williams also, but he is 84 years old so I think they are trying to move on. John’s score for the original 3 Star Wars films are brilliant though. Micheal’s is pretty good and here is a sample.

F. Gareth Edwards directed this movie he also did Monsters and Godzilla. He has a great list going.

G. Donnie Yen was great in this movie. He is a big Hong Kong action star and I really liked his character by the end.

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H. I love Mads Mikkelsen in everything! He is amazing!

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I. YES, CGI Princess Leia and CGI Peter Cushing! I didn’t mind either and get it. It’s science fiction and it’s a way to have them back in it I guess. I suppose they could have gotten actors to play them, but then people would have bitched about them not being them also. Either way people will be pissed so do what you want to, who cares it’s science fiction.

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J. Here is a list of Easter Eggs in the film. http://www.slashfilm.com/rogue-one-easter-eggs/

K. This poster cluttered but soothing hahah

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One response to ““Rogue One: A Star Wars Story” or “A Serious Fuckin Star Wars” – my fuckin review

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