“War for the Planet of the Apes” or “These Monkeys Will Make You Cry” my fuckin review

Here is my review for “War for the Planet of the Apes“. Okay so this is part 3 of this set of monkey tales. Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Dawn of the Planet of the Apes were first.  The movie starts off a few years after the last film and Caesar is in the middle of a war with the humans. The human Woody Harrelson is in charge of the military and he hates all the monkeys and is out to kill Caesar. Caesar and his friends are trying to live in the woods in peace and have babies. Shit hits the fan and Caesar, Maurice, Rocket and a Gorilla all go on a road trip to find Woody to kill his ass. Along the way they meet some news friends and learn there is a monkey prison. Shit is nuts. In the end they are in a fight for their lives to survive and find happiness from the humans on a monkey hill.

Okay so this film is amazing, epic, sad, dark, depressing, and real as fuck. I loved it. It’s a war movie, a Western, a journey film, a Prison Break, a Drama, and an Sci-Fi Action film all rolled up into one. Andy Serkis as Caesar is insane. He is so good in that CGI ape suit it will make you fuckin dizzy. Honestly give him all the awards. Those CGI apes give you more emotion than Sandra Bullock’s entire career. You are crying all through this fucking movie. It doesn’t “Look” real. It is real now! It really is all about the apes this time and their struggle to find happiness. You really want it for them too. Humans are assholes. Even the sympathetic ones suck. Which I loved. They really try to show you that humanity is ugly as hell and that they deserved what they got in the end. Great Science Fiction always does. There were even cool moments were Woody didn’t even explain shit to Caesar because in real life he wouldn’t because he views him as just an animal. Why would he. Maurice had my ass crying! They got me bitch! The score by Giacchino is the best in this new series of ape films. He really is a great composer. These 3 films combined are amazing and I have loved all these characters in them and this last movie was amazing and depressing as fuck. It really felt like “Watership Down” at the end. Which is one of my favorite movies ever made. You will love this movie and you will cry watching that fucker. Go see this movie now. I want to see it again.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Andy Serkis plays Caesar and is incredible and need an Oscar now!

B. Directed by Matt Reeves (FelicityMiraclesCloverfieldLet Me InDawn of the Planet of the ApesWar for the Planet of the ApesThe Batman (pre-production)) His shit is great. 

C. Woody Harrelson did a good job in this film even though I am not a big fan.

D. Maurice was played by Karin Konoval and he is my favorite character. The movement and the animation is incredible. My mind is blown.

E. Bad Ape was great and funny and you will love him.

F. Nova is in this movie!!!!!!! She grows up to be NOVA!

G. Michael Giacchino you are brilliant! Here is a selection. Listen!

H. Me and Max at the movie crying.

I. The poster is amazing.

 

 

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